Failure IS an option

[roundel]

http://i.imwx.com/common/articles/images/rhino-attacks_650x366.jpg

[Dr K]

No worry. I hear rhinos are really gentle beasts, probably because they know they have nothing to fear from humans... :roll:

[APKhaos]

Rhinos are to gentle as many drivers are to fast.

[Trak Ratt]

You don't see this too often...:shock:

http://www.wtop.com/220/3193199/Woman-steals-train-crashes-into-buildingThat's because we don't build many houses on train tracks...

[Dr K]

Image didn't show, Dave. Please try again.

[Dr K]

Here's a shot from 10 seconds later...

34489

[JmuRiz]

Pretty much: "Just after the picture was taken, the rhino attacked, and its horn penetrated Ms Beyers's chest from behind, resulting in a collapsed lung and broken ribs."

[Lupin..the..3rd]

Pretty much: "Just after the picture was taken, the rhino attacked, and its horn penetrated Ms Beyers
:shock: Woah, time out, this is a family web site!!

[HateDCRoads]

:shock: Woah, time out, this is a family web site!!

Yeah, Addams family.

[catron1]

Possibly a win.......

[HateDCRoads]

I thought the two priests in a Ferrari was better.

Possibly a win.......

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imwx.com/common/articles/images/rhino-attacks_650x366.jpg

Rhinoceroses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.

[catron1]

I dunno the P51 Ferrari is kinda awesome..I'm torn

[Dr K]

Pretty much: "Just after the picture was taken, the rhino attacked, and its horn penetrated Ms Beyers's chest from behind, resulting in a collapsed lung and broken ribs."

Is that true? It would seem likely :shock:

[HoodPin]

Is that true? It would seem likely :shock:


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/15/chantal-beyer-south-africa-rhino-game-park_n_2477639.html

[VaSteve]

Rhinoceroses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.

Ha ha ha. Forgot about that.

[APKhaos]

No worry. I hear rhinos are really gentle beasts, probably because they know they have nothing to fear from humans... :roll:

Rhinos were up there with buffalo among the most lethal animals in Africa. They will charge anything, and have trashed many a game drive vehicleincludi g the contents thereof. The animals in the pic are likely in a viewing park - one of the many disneyfied parks close to major cities where tourists can see animals which are far from wild.

[Vicegrip]

They are well behind Hippos in killing humans. Rhinos may look bad ass but hippos are bad ass.

[catron1]

oh no...

[catron1]

w.t.f.

[Dr K]

w.t.f.

I agree. Those glasses are horrible!

[APKhaos]

They are well behind Hippos in killing humans. Rhinos may look bad ass but hippos are bad ass.

Damn right! I remember being in a small boat on Lake Naivasha outside of Nairobi when a herd of hippo popped up around the boat. Hippos uber territorial, and are expert at turning small boats over and killing the contents. It was major pucker time, but managed to stay frosty and maneuver away without pis$$ing them off.

FWIW, the major killers in Africa rank something like this:
1. Hippo
2. Mosquito [malaria and dengue fever kill a LOT of Africans]
3. Humans [killing fellow humans]
4. Elephant [usually tourists charged down while wandering around in a game park]
5. Black Mamba [bite to death time without anti-venom around an hour]
6. Nile Crocodile [anyone for a swim in the river?]
7. Lion [usually injured of sick males that can't hunt faster prey]
8. Puff Adder [great camo, hiding beside game trails, along comes a tasty human]
9. Cape Buffalo [Have killed more game hunters than any other animal. Mean perma-pi$$ed animals]
10. Rhino

Turns out that the pic Buttdoc posted was taken just before the girl was badly gored by that rhino.
"A South African woman was attacked and severely injured yesterday by a rhino while on safari in South Africa. This photo of her was taken just before the incident. Note they are standing out of their vehicle and ridiculously close to one of the most dangerous animals on earth.
A common thread in many of the safari "accidents" that make the news, is the general lack of common sense shown by the injured party, or in this case, reportedly by the owner of the reserve himself. According to the Telegraph -- "Game park owner Alex Richter had reportedly told a group of visitors it was safe to get out of the safari vehicle to take photos, and he even used food to coax the rhinos closer." According to the Beeld, an Afrikaans newspaper, he encouraged the young woman to get closer for a better photo"

Ref: South African woman gored by rhino (http://goafrica.about.com/b/2013/01/16/south-african-woman-gored-by-rhino.htm)

[Lupin..the..3rd]

w.t.f.
You two look very happy together!

[Dr K]

Hey, Roundel posted the photo. I just Photoshopped it (not knowing how close I was to the truth). But my earlier post about Rhinos being gentle was meant sarcastically - I'm now schooled to know that, in comparison to some other animals, they aren't all that bad... :shock:

[Vicegrip]

I would have listed in this order.

2. Mosquito [malaria and dengue fever kill a LOT of Africans]
3. Humans [killing fellow humans]
1. Hippo

[slbates]

Don't know if this has been posted before...

[B r i a n]

because you have a cigarette in your left hand...

[joep]

How about some North American most dangerous animals?

http://i.imgur.com/Gyno9ue.gif

[VaSteve]

Don't know if this has been posted before...


Vicegrip hurt his hand again?

[Vicegrip]

...except for the beer and cigg looks about right.

[scott]

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/writer-ordered-pay-174-000-rare-porsche-blows-210104855.html

sure you can rent my 917 for a day at the track...

[Lupin..the..3rd]

Hmmm

[HateDCRoads]

huh, what? Can you SMS this to me? Thx

Hmmm

[Dr K]

You drive it you buy it!

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/writer-ordered-pay-174-000-rare-porsche-blows-210104855.html

Wow - 3 whole posts down, DS. Fail... (see post 3 up from yours, on the same page even)

[VaSteve]

Juan Pablo Montoya is at the Super Bowl somewhere....

[vascott99]

Kids today....WTF....

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/giggling-woman-flips-judge-bird-judge-not-amused-210739814.html

[HoodPin]

Kids today....WTF....

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/giggling-woman-flips-judge-bird-judge-not-amused-210739814.html

I thought the judge was a bit harsh after the first "adios", but in the end I liked how he handled it. :lol:

[Jazzbass]

If you don't want your car towed, don't park in a handicapped space. Duh.

Bonus: cool tow truck

‫?????: ?????? ?????? ????? ?????? ??? ??????? ?? ?????‬‎ - YouTube

[Lupin..the..3rd]

A car forklift. That's clever.

[Dr K]

Would that work for 944s? Just askin'

[roundel]

In Germany about 12 years ago I parked in a handi spot by mistake. I did not see the sign, but it was my fault. I saw the car on a tow truck like this one driving away about 3 minutes after I walked away. Them Germans are efficient! :bang:

[John Clay]

Would that work for 944s? Just askin'

Good idea, have the truck waiting just outside of turn 10, pull up along side me after track out, put me down a little before the braking zone..........

[HoodPin]

^ :lol::lol:

no.... wait........:oops:

[smdubovsky]

http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1082190_track-driving-youre-doing-it-wrong-video

[Charlie Stylianos]

^^...ha, looks like Clarke with his one-handed antics;)

[VaSteve]

He probably went back to work on Monday and talked about what a driving ace he was.

[HoodPin]

he probably went back to work on monday and talked about what a driving ass he was.

ftfy. ;)

[Lupin..the..3rd]

Would that work for 944s? Just askin'
It was invented for them. That truck is Porsche special tool 9214.

[}{arlequin]

I wonder if this is drover's own edits of you know... the 'cool moments' or whether the site did that. what a tool

[John Clay]

Can't see the video because it is blocked at work, but LOL at the last two paragraphs of the write-up.

[JmuRiz]

I like the comfy arm resting on the door technique along with the "i'm out of control so I'll take a hand of the wheel and grab the a-pillar" approach.

[HoodPin]

IMHO, its not the driver that's so much as fault, as the organization and/or instructor that allowed him to be out there unaccompanied (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/unaccompanied). Its pretty clear he didn't have many skilz. A GT2 + nomex suit does not a racer make. :roll:

[Baywatch]

This is a joke isn't it?

[Dr K]

Video removed by poster. Wonder why?

[JmuRiz]

Looks like he had someone in the car with him, doesn't mean the driver actually listened to any instructions given.

[Lupin..the..3rd]

I don't think this was done according to code.

[Jazzbass]

I don't think this was done according to code.
Absolutely not. NEC is pretty clear that outside installation with the potential for water contact MUST be GFI. That is clearly not a GFI power strip.

[Dr K]

For engine heater?

[}{arlequin]

Ha ha ha. Forgot about that.

http://i.imgur.com/G2c4IMQ.jpg

[HoodPin]

Criminal FAIL.

I was glad they finally got this dumb ass.

http://www.wtop.com/209/3223422/Mistakes-ended-ex-LA-cops-rampage

Despite his failure, instability, and senseless killings, this made me laugh:


After the first two killings, Dorner tried to steal a boat in San Diego and flee to Mexico, but the former Navy veteran tangled a rope in the outboard motor and couldn't start it, authorities said. Then he fled to the Big Bear Lake resort area, where his truck axle broke, stranding him on Feb. 7, just ahead of a heavy snowstorm.

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/qiS3DKh.jpg

[JAFort]

I guess it would be nice if you can make turns?

[HoodPin]

^^
A) The world can never have too many Batmobiles! :lol:

B) That thing would be fun on the skid pad.

[}{arlequin]

we could try a lincoln continental limo... rwd, v8, any length you like... perfect!

[ducatithunder]

Kinda of a funny work story this past trip.

Picked up a little something extra down in San Fran Anchorage .... :roll:

Started bad, got worse trying fix the fouled the anchor. Ended up with a monkeys fist of chain wrapped around the end of the anchor, 2 lost days, and 6 tons of recovered chain.

[Vicegrip]

A guy on a rope with a 4 foot cutting torch could clear that right up. ;)

[ducatithunder]

Yep ... years ago we would have done this. Hotwork on a tanker down a days in port ... forget about it. Between company safety policies, California's environmental laws and the USCG watching ... nahh that wasn't going to happen. Worst part was since we found the chain hooked to our anchor California and the USCG thought we should have to pull the rest of the chain up at our expense while still paying the port an anchorage fee.

[Vicegrip]

I was wondering why you guys had to hual it up. I was sure there was a good reason you guys did not cut it. 6 ton of chain not = to a couple days idle.

[ducatithunder]

Yep ... someone else left it. We had to pick it up. IT was funny because they tried to haul anchor that evening and had a mess. The mates trying to fix it added another day as they made it worse. Then we had to wait for a barge the next day and USCG approval. The chain on the barge was what we pulled off the anchor. The rest was marked with a buoy to be retrieved later.

[HoodPin]

Yep ... someone else left it. We had to pick it up. IT was funny because they tried to haul anchor that evening and had a mess. The mates trying to fix it added another day as they made it worse. Then we had to wait for a barge the next day and USCG approval. The chain on the barge was what we pulled off the anchor. The rest was marked with a buoy to be retrieved later.

I'm guessing there had to be some recyclable value in all the metal. Who got to benefit, your ship or the USCG?

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/q3w1d.jpg

[roundel]

I'm guessing there had to be some recyclable value in all the metal.

Clearly from the mind of a fo fo owner.

[Trak Ratt]

Clearly from the mind of a fo fo owner.I got $87.48 American for the last one I crushed :p

[ducatithunder]

Hahahahaha! Poor fo fo, lol.

[HoodPin]

34885

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/rwEsG2q.jpg

[APKhaos]

^ = Subarine

[joep]

Hopefully no one we know??
http://www.wtop.com/70/3229469/Man-dies-at-Md-auto-shop-after-tire-blows-up-in-his-face

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/x5Q0WnF.gif

[HoodPin]

Hopefully no one we know??
http://www.wtop.com/70/3229469/Man-dies-at-Md-auto-shop-after-tire-blows-up-in-his-face

Sad story. Here's a followup:

http://www.wtop.com/70/3230213/Longtime-mechanic-dead-after-tractor-tire-explosion


:(

[joep]

:roll:
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/21/17045722-woman-shot-by-oven-while-trying-to-cook-waffles?lite

[HoodPin]

:roll:
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/21/17045722-woman-shot-by-oven-while-trying-to-cook-waffles?lite


Sandy wasn't charged because he had a proper concealed weapons permit, The Tampa Tribune reported (http://www2.tbo.com/news/breaking-news/2013/feb/19/gun-left-in-st-petersburg-oven-explodes-ar-638541/).


Being a dumbass is probably not against the law....because the courts and jails couldn't handle the overload...:cool:

[VaSteve]

Always have ID.



http://youtu.be/UCzejSt8s7I

[Dr K]

My Dad did that in China (about 30 years ago, when tourists were uncommon). He found a linen cart, grabbed a towel, and went to the front desk. I don't think they asked for his ID. Here's the funny part: my mother was in the room, but is basically deaf with her hearing aids out, so couldn't hear him knock on the door...

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/fKU0ret.jpg

[joep]

http://i.imgur.com/fKU0ret.jpg

At least they stayed off the grass! :lol:

[ducatithunder]

You can fake stupid ...

[jbailey930]

At least they stayed off the grass! :lol:

Sculpture - Art!

[John Clay]

Sculpture - Art!

X2 - I'd vote to leave it. Add a little extra concrete to walk around, fill in the tire and foot prints with something that's a different color.

[BobNovas]

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=38970 (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=38970)
what did they think was going to happen?

[tdatk]

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=38970 (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=38970)
what did they think was going to happen?

Hold my beer and watch this! :lol:

[catron1]

Its an art installation..

[realroadrage]

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=38970 (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=38970)
what did they think was going to happen?

Actually, this belongs in the win thread. They got exactly the result they were seeking. :)

[C3PC]

Joe says.......


http://www.ijreview.com/2013/02/38482-humorous-women-take-joe-bidens-buy-a-shotgun-advice/



:roll:

[HoodPin]

Hooters FAIL. :lol:

http://www.wtop.com/351/3248290/Springing-to-Action

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/t9Rkkqg.jpg

[dhshivers]

I don't think the Amelia Island Concours will try this again.

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/twin-turbo-700-hp-ferrari-458-crashed-swamp-151346356.html

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/eQ3iBvm.gif

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/uidT3KR.jpg

[Vicegrip]

Based on the parking angles I bet it was the red car that needed the jump.

Karma is a Bitch.

[}{arlequin]

who solo'd this guy??

http://i.imgur.com/X2sy5Rj.jpg

[Potomac-Greg]

No license plate. Demo drive? British tourist?

[Rick K]

Every now and again you just need a refill...

[Drscope]

who solo'd this guy??

http://i.imgur.com/X2sy5Rj.jpg

At least hes in the turn lane.

[Dr K]

At least hes in the turn lane.

Hmmm. Can't tell much from a single image (still photo). Which direction is his car heading. If backing up (no backup lights, though) he's in the correct lane...

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/0rVAmiY.jpg

[Lt. Dan]

I hate brand new swaybar bushings.

That is all.

[Hunter]

http://i.imgur.com/0rVAmiY.jpg

Wow, what a drag........;)

[FrankyV]

http://i.imgur.com/0rVAmiY.jpg

Introducing...the new Specialized Badger Braking System

[hoophead]

Were the brakes making a squeaking sound?

[wrljet]

What kind of car is (was) the toasted one?

http://i.imgur.com/uidT3KR.jpg

[Dr K]

Were the brakes making a squeaking sound?

Groan... :roll:

[onboost]

Dump truck – 1, McLaren – 0

Rt, 28 turning onto Gude drive.. truck has right of way starts making right turn. Because he’s moving fast, McLaren drive decides he can beat the truck into and thru the turn! Ummm, I think it may have had a dealer tag on it.

[}{arlequin]

^that makes me sad

[HoodPin]

I'm sad.....that they let such a dumbass drive a McLaren. Geeez....:roll:

[roundel]

I'm sad.....that they let such a dumbass drive a McLaren. Geeez....:roll:

Lewis left for Mercedes. :)

[racer]

What kind of car is (was) the toasted one?

Looks like maybe a Jeep Patriot/Compass?

[Arco-Zakus]

who solo'd this guy??

http://i.imgur.com/X2sy5Rj.jpg

Well, you can't tell from a still shot. If he's driving forward it's pretty dumb, but if he's driving in reverse, maybe he's a pretty impressive driver just taking advantage of the rain to practice some handbrake 180's on his way into the MacDonalds drive-thru. Whoopeee! (If it were a 914 I'd know how he got that way.)

[VaSteve]

Tool failure....

[Lupin..the..3rd]

Let me guess, Crapsman? Happened to me twice last year.

[wrljet]

Let me guess, Crapsman? Happened to me twice last year.

Looks like it says TAIWAN on it.

[VaSteve]

Mystery meat. I think it came with my Kobalt impact gun but I'm not sure.

[VaSteve]

Whole lot of advertising fail here...


http://dontpkethebear.com/?p=702

[Dr K]

Whole lot of advertising fail here...


http://dontpkethebear.com/?p=702

Now that's funny! :D

[call911]

http://www.gpupdate.net/en/videos/3213/hamilton-enters-mclaren-pit-box/

[APKhaos]

That's funny, but not surprising. Homing instinct.

[HateDCRoads]

http://www.gpupdate.net/en/videos/3213/hamilton-enters-mclaren-pit-box/

Awkward!

[HoodPin]

That's funny, but not surprising. Homing instinct.

That's the price for moving to a team with similar colors. :lol:

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/dlX77gA.jpg

[BlackTalon]

http://i.imgur.com/dlX77gA.jpgI suspect the car had a PASM fluid leak and the drover did not realize it.

[}{arlequin]

or, the pasm, due to overworking itself, just retired

[}{arlequin]

http://www.pocketbinaries.com/image-search/funny-gifs/funny-gifs-01/funny-gifs-356.gif

[VaSteve]

Dr K's training device. Sad when you cant find a real ass to.practice on...

http://i.imgur.com/PDuz5YR.jpg

[APKhaos]

Waking up every day to the prospect of looking at that must be soul destroying!

[ducatithunder]

No words can describe that, lmfao!

[Dr K]

Sorry, boys, I trained on the REAL THING! :twisted:

[roundel]

Sorry, boys, I trained on the REAL THING! :twisted:

I can just imagine you sitting alone at home preparing for the big exam.

[ducatithunder]

Im still confused on why there is a visual screen on a guys ass?

[VaSteve]

If you.poke to hard the image reacts. #guessing

[good hands]

These are hot Items in San Francisco.

[roundel]

These are hot Items in San Francisco.

After enough searching, did you find one?

[BMAN]

After enough searching, did you find one?

Where you think the mold came from?

[Dr K]

I can just imagine you sitting alone at home preparing for the big exam.
I wasn't alone, Bob. Don't you remember? ;)

[roundel]

I wasn't alone, Bob. Don't you remember? ;)

Old man, when you were in fecal feely school, I was probably in kindergarten. What exactly are you insinuating?

[Vicegrip]

You never know what you will find in this thread but I can say I was not expecting this.....:lol:

"You are going to feel a little pressure"

"No I am not. I am going to feel you stick your finger in my butt."

I think Vasteve left out a "T" when Googling and found the Prostate simulator rather than what he was looking for......

[BobNovas]

Southbound on the DC Beltway just past the junction of the Beltway and the 270 spur at 5:00PM Saturday (yesterday). Single car accident on a dry road. How the heck do you do that in an Audi?

[BlackTalon]

Never underestimate the superhuman abilities of some drovers.

[Vicegrip]

http://www.arlnow.com/2013/03/26/man-beaten-for-drawing-genitalia-on-roommates-face/

Get drawn on, get arrested and then get your picture on the internet. Triple Fail

[realroadrage]

http://www.arlnow.com/2013/03/26/man-beaten-for-drawing-genitalia-on-roommates-face/

Get drawn on, get arrested and then get your picture on the internet. Triple Fail

Comments are funny as hell on that page.

[VaSteve]

Kung fu grandpa.

http://youtu.be/gYvw68IneV4

[}{arlequin]

criminal mastermind


http://i.imgur.com/GNdgRmn.gif

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/53lnJQ8.jpg

[joep]

So which pulled up first? The idiot on the right or the left?

[realroadrage]

criminal mastermind


http://i.imgur.com/GNdgRmn.gif

LOL, that made my day.

[Dr K]

Sad day... http://jalopnik.com/this-video-of-a-flaming-lamborghini-miura-sv-is-the-sad-470979130

[HoodPin]

Not sure if this (http://dorkiphus.net/porsche/I-MSias-ExpLseReconcile-2) a FAIL or WIN? :?
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18jwioeu99dusjpg/k-bigpic.jpg

[call911]

Yeah Baby!

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/uA5rWQc.gif

[Dr K]

Beware of beavers!!

http://www.newser.com/story/166061/man-tries-to-take-photo-of-beaver-it-kills-him.html

Beaver Bites Man To Death In Belarus Attack - YouTube

[Potomac-Greg]

Beware of beavers!!

http://www.newser.com/story/166061/man-tries-to-take-photo-of-beaver-it-kills-him.html

Beaver Bites Man To Death In Belarus Attack - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_BEh1dhEw)

The last 10 seconds was video taken by the beaver.

[roundel]

Beware of beavers!!



Meh. Who among us does not have a nasty beaver story?

[Dr K]

Meh. Who among us does not have a nasty beaver story?
And so we learn that "nasty" can have multiple meanings...

[FrankyV]

Meh. Who among us does not have a nasty beaver story?

I never met one that bit back!

[Chopper Dropper]

Give it time!
Dirk

[Dr K]

I never met one that bit back!

FUF! You made me spit out my coffee!! :grrr:

[VaSteve]

Save this for tomorrow morning at the office. Get a cup of joe and prepare to LOL


http://www.bcsportbikes.com/forum/showthread.php/146566-Build-to-Fail-Fail-to-Build.-What-is-this-I-don-t-even.....

[rs911t]

NSFW

RACIST FIELDTRIP!!!! PICKING UP COTTON!!!1 - YouTube

[APKhaos]

Upgraded my main panel.....again!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jdbX3fG7BvI/SUb2vT03fYI/AAAAAAAAAY4/CeDvRA7Pnq4/s1600/image001.jpg

[vascott99]

http://globalgrind.com/news/china-man-hospitalized-getting-live-eel-butt-graphic-photos

[hoophead]

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/21981778/man-sentenced-for-carjacking-car-he-couldnt-drive

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - Federal prosecutors say a New Jersey man whose bid to carjack a Porsche failed because he couldn't drive a stick shift is now headed to prison.

Anthony Reynolds of Newark received a 55-month sentence Monday. He had pleaded guilty last September to motor vehicle theft.

Prosecutors say the 18-year-old Reynolds and an accomplice were traveling in a stolen BMW when they came up behind a Porsche 911 Turbo in Newark in March 2012.

Armed with a .38 caliber revolver, Reynolds ordered the Porsche owner out of the car. But his accomplice took off in the BMW, leaving Reynolds to struggle with the Porsche's manual transmission.

The Porsche's owner flagged down police and Reynolds tried to flee on foot. But he was captured after a brief chase.

Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/21981778/man-sentenced-for-carjacking-car-he-couldnt-drive#ixzz2QaXHAtoS

[Rick K]

Worst first day in this history of humanity:

http://deadspin.com/brand-new-tv-news-anchors-first-words-on-air-fuckin-476700466

[rs911t]

Awkward

[Dr K]

Fired? Fuchin' shite!

[HateDCRoads]

Worst first day in this history of humanity:

http://deadspin.com/brand-new-tv-news-anchors-first-words-on-air-fuckin-476700466

Where are you, Ron Burgundy!!!!!

[Vicegrip]

dood can't talk on air worth f-in shite ether. Um..um.. ahhh..

[Potomac-Greg]

dood can't talk on air worth f-in shite ether. Um..um.. ahhh..

The video is full of funny. His cursing, her stumbling (no doubt because the directors are freaking out in her earpiece about the guy's f'bomb), and then his ungrammatical, awkward self-intro. That said, it was North Dakota.

[}{arlequin]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/chive-monday-0.jpg?w=500&h=488

[HoodPin]

Saw this over on RL. Scary FAIL. :cry:

National Air Cargo's Boeing 747-400 freighter crash in Afghanistan - YouTube

[scotty b]

3....2....1..........

[VaSteve]

I don't think this is the first time he was a sucker.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/carnival-life-savings-135411650.html?vp=1

[}{arlequin]

The video is full of funny. His cursing, her stumbling (no doubt because the directors are freaking out in her earpiece about the guy's f'bomb), and then his ungrammatical, awkward self-intro. That said, it was North Dakota.
and... he was from west va

[HoodPin]

Soccer mom/dad/kid FAIL.

http://www.wtop.com/351/3305111/Utah-referee-critically-hurt-by-soccer-game-punch

Sad....so sad. :roll:

[Charlie Stylianos]

Soccer mom/dad/kid FAIL.

http://www.wtop.com/351/3305111/Utah-referee-critically-hurt-by-soccer-game-punch

Sad....so sad. :roll:

Of course, but maybe....

Louis CK: Of Course But Maybe - Oh My God (HD) - YouTube

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/571Wp3R.jpg

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/CP4JszD.jpg

[HoodPin]

^ That is an amazing capture! :shock:

[}{arlequin]

despite the bodyshop bill, even the drover might agree!

[roundel]

Good thing he has the low profile mirrors.

[Dr K]

Pretty car, but he's driving where he's looking...

[dhshivers]

If you look at the body panels, I think it's all plastic.

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/eGjbBne.jpg

[Ryan]

Oops...guess they could have used a flight attendant to say "please fasten your seatbelts"

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/29/17521724-pilot-ejected-when-small-airplane-dove-near-chattanooga-body-recovered

[}{arlequin]

AWWW NUTS!!


http://i.imgur.com/u5xmNPh.jpg

[Trak Ratt]

Pretty car, but he's driving where he's looking...

I swear that's not me...

[2002BlueBoxsterSGuy]

I'm new to this...are these pictures from a recent demolition derby?;)

[}{arlequin]

t1, you're doing it wrong!

http://i.imgur.com/vPbeusg.jpg

[Dr K]

Oh, sure, like none of use has ever had exactly that view at VIR...

[}{arlequin]

Oh, sure, like none of use has ever had exactly that view at VIR...
well no... not without help!

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/WvApddp.jpg

[tdatk]

Close, no cigar!
Prolly went like this:
Your a worthless fisherman, you'll never amount to anything, bla,bla,bla,yak,yak...zzziiiiiip....thunk.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/08/18132396-woman-survives-after-husband-accidentally-shoots-her-in-the-mouth-with-harpoon?lite

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/S5nOodc.jpg

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/fCl6kvd.jpg

[HoodPin]

City wide gas FAIL. :lol:

http://www.wtop.com/681/3314850/Scratch-and-sniff-cards-prompt-natural-gas-scare (http://www.wtop.com/681/3314850/Scratch-and-sniff-cards-prompt-natural-gas-scare)

[Potomac-Greg]

http://i.imgur.com/fCl6kvd.jpg

Jeez. Who would put 996 headlights on a 959?!?! :roll:

[dhshivers]

How about someone who would put a 959 body kit on a 996?

[catron1]

!

[catron1]

!

[rothaus]

Reverse parking challenge - YouTube

[Lupin..the..3rd]

Got home to start poking around, and immediately found my problem- I had not put lock-tite on the allen bolts for my axles, and the driver's side ones had almost completely backed out! Oops....
It's lucky you found them at home. Could have been real ugly at 70 mph.

[Lupin..the..3rd]

Close, no cigar!
Prolly went like this:
Your a worthless fisherman, you'll never amount to anything, bla,bla,bla,yak,yak...zzziiiiiip....thunk.

"within 1 centimeter (less than half an inch)"

It's a good thing they did the conversion to inches, very thoughtful of them. A centimeter? huh? Isn't that a bug, like a worm with legs?

[}{arlequin]

indeed...



http://i.imgur.com/2I34V0J.jpg

[Baywatch]

Must see 1974 VW Beetle tow vehicle. Can a Cayman/911 be retrofitted for this type of trailer?

1974 Volkswagen Beetle & Camper - road test - YouTube

[HoodPin]

Must see 1974 VW Beetle tow vehicle. Can a Cayman/911 be retrofitted for this type of trailer?

1974 Volkswagen Beetle & Camper - road test - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56XL0TysIn0)

Brilliant! Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/clap.gif

[}{arlequin]

win^

[Baywatch]

Oh No - Tony's AVATAR is sinking.

[HoodPin]

Oh No - Tony's AVATAR is sinking.

Dang!.....I'll betcha the pump spun its #2 bearing. :bang:

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/cuq8BE4.jpg

[Baywatch]

"Michelin Man"

[scotty b]

:shock:

[Lupin..the..3rd]

Is that him on the motorcycle?

[}{arlequin]

Is that him on the motorcycle?

inception injection??

[}{arlequin]

parking fale

http://i.imgur.com/6GDTZ4O.jpg

[Lupin..the..3rd]

parking fale
In such a tight space, it's hard to get close to the curb.

[Vicegrip]

The car is afraid of the bike and wiggled over when no one was looking.

[vranko]

"Don't worry. We can walk to the curb from here." - Woody Allen, Annie Hall

Love that line.

[scotty b]

Is that him on the motorcycle?

Yes, and if you look closely on the arm in the tattoo there is a tattoo of that tattoo with the same tattoo inside of it.:shock:

[catron1]

Peep tha shirt..

[catron1]

-

[Ryan]

LOL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcxraEg2eRA

[catron1]

-

[catron1]

Gas can..

[roundel]

LOL

["http://www.youtube.com/"driver destroys his own car"

I thought this would be a video of you. :lol:

[Dr K]

I thought this would be a video of you. :lol:

OUCH! play nice, now...

[HoodPin]

If this isn't an example of the DAG....I don't know what is. :shock:

Photo op FAIL (http://www.wtop.com/220/3339529/Beavers-attack-people-in-Belarus-fisherman-dies).

[Dr K]

If this isn't an example of the DAG....I don't know what is. :shock:

Photo op FAIL (http://www.wtop.com/220/3339529/Beavers-attack-people-in-Belarus-fisherman-dies).

There was the actual video he was shooting was posted above in this thread...

[}{arlequin]

it's ok, it's not the sidewall so we can patch that up


http://i.imgur.com/jPyGUU3.jpg

[Potomac-Greg]

Fail with style. (Or is it a safety device?)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f22_1370040909

[}{arlequin]

^party time!

http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/w/y/p/1wypZ/354596_party%20time.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com/image/22535139-original.html)

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/Osqa7Ro.gif

[Vicegrip]

I gotta say I like that one. :lol:

[catron1]

Mickey D's

[}{arlequin]

http://i.imgur.com/soz8q60.gif

[Vicegrip]

Mr. Peabody has gone back and videotaped some of my growing years....

[Trak Ratt]

Mr. Peabody has gone back and videotaped some of my growing years....

Speaking of which; anyone have a source for M80s or Cherry Bombs?

[roundel]

Speaking of which; anyone have a source for M80s or Cherry Bombs?

I am lucky to have 10 fingers. Did you know a little Volvo hub cap goes up about 200' propelled by an M80?

[Vicegrip]

Whatever you do do NOT do this! Sezeriously just don't do it.
Get yourself some...
black powder -gun shop.
3/32 fuse -hobby shop or internets
standard printer/typing paper -pilfer it from work
packing tape. strapping tape works real well -see above or break down and see below.
2 part 5 min epoxy is all you need. -hardware store

Roll 6 sheets of paper so you end up with an 8 inch long tube with about a 3/8 hole in the middle. 3/8 or slightly smaller to start.
Wrap a band of tape around the middle and 2 more each an inch in from each end.
Drill a fuse hole right in the middle and stuff in the fuse far enough so you can see it inside the tube. Hole should be sized so the fuse goes in snug.
Mix up a little 5 min epoxy. Fold in a layer of paper in the end of the tube so you make a pocket about 1 inch deep and dribble in the epoxy untill the pocket is 3/4 full. Fold in some more layers of the paper letting the epoxy flow between the layers of paper. More layers folded in the better.
Wait 5 min flip the tube over and fill with black powder up to the fuse only. No more is needed. Some air space is needed. Repeat the fold in and epoxy thing on the other end.

This will make a report that is FAR louder than an M-80. Do not try this at home.

Or get some dry ice at Harris Teeter. Put some hot water into a plastic coke bottle. 20 oz are loud, 2L are down right impressive simply ajust the amount of dry ice to suit the container. (coke or diet coke type only, water bottle caps are too flimsy) Quickly drop in 2 or 3 chunks of dry ice and put the cap on tight. Wait for the booom! No smoke, no cops, males from 8 to 80 will laugh and high 5 and females of all ages will shake their heads.

BTW Don't do this at Disney World....

[BobNovas]

you realize the ATF is looking for you, right?

[Trak Ratt]

Whatever you do do NOT do this! Sezeriously just don't do it.
Get yourself some...
black powder -gun shop.
3/32 fuse -hobby shop or internets
standard printer/typing paper -pilfer it from work
packing tape. strapping tape works real well -see above or break down and see below.
2 part 5 min epoxy is all you need. -hardware store

Roll 6 sheets of paper so you end up with an 8 inch long tube with about a 3/8 hole in the middle. 3/8 or slightly smaller to start.
Wrap a band of tape around the middle and 2 more each an inch in from each end.
Drill a fuse hole right in the middle and stuff in the fuse far enou gh so you can see it inside the tube. Hole should be sized so the fuse goes in snug.
Mix up a little 5 min epoxy. Fold in a layer of paper in the end of the tube so you make a pocket about 1 inch deep and dribble in the epoxy untill the pocket is 3/4 full. Fold in some more layers of the paper letting the epoxy flow between the layers of paper. More layers folded in the better.
Wait 5 min flip the tube over and fill with black powder up to the fuse only. No more is needed. Some air space is needed. Repeat the fold in and epoxy thing on the other end.

This will make a report that is FAR louder than an M-80. Do not try this at home.

Or get some dry ice at Harris Teeter. Put some hot water into a plastic coke bottle. 20 oz are loud, 2L are down right impressive simply ajust the amount of dry ice to suit the container. (coke or diet coke type only, water bottle caps are too flimsy) Quickly drop in 2 or 3 chunks of dry ice and put the cap on tight. Wait for the booom! No smoke, no cops, males from 8 to 80 will laugh and high 5 and females of all ages will shake their heads.

BTW Don't do this at Disney World....just want a copy for my own! BTW saw something about the Feds limiting non commercial "fire works"to no more than 50mg of powder. Also that the old m-80s actually used "flash powder" not GP.
Interesting but can't find the link now...

[Trak Ratt]

Whatever you do do NOT do this! Sezeriously just don't do it.
Get yourself some...
black powder -gun shop.
3/32 fuse -hobby shop or internets
standard printer/typing paper -pilfer it from work
packing tape. strapping tape works real well -see above or break down and see below.
2 part 5 min epoxy is all you need. -hardware store

Roll 6 sheets of paper so you end up with an 8 inch long tube with about a 3/8 hole in the middle. 3/8 or slightly smaller to start.
Wrap a band of tape around the middle and 2 more each an inch in from each end.
Drill a fuse hole right in the middle and stuff in the fuse far enou gh so you can see it inside the tube. Hole should be sized so the fuse goes in snug.
Mix up a little 5 min epoxy. Fold in a layer of paper in the end of the tube so you make a pocket about 1 inch deep and dribble in the epoxy untill the pocket is 3/4 full. Fold in some more layers of the paper letting the epoxy flow between the layers of paper. More layers folded in the better.
Wait 5 min flip the tube over and fill with black powder up to the fuse only. No more is needed. Some air space is needed. Repeat the fold in and epoxy thing on the other end.

This will make a report that is FAR louder than an M-80. Do not try this at home.

Or get some dry ice at Harris Teeter. Put some hot water into a plastic coke bottle. 20 oz are loud, 2L are down right impressive simply ajust the amount of dry ice to suit the container. (coke or diet coke type only, water bottle caps are too flimsy) Quickly drop in 2 or 3 chunks of dry ice and put the cap on tight. Wait for the booom! No smoke, no cops, males from 8 to 80 will laugh and high 5 and females of all ages will shake their heads.

BTW Don't do this at Disney World....just want a copy for my own! BTW saw something about the Feds limiting non commercial "fire works"to no more than 50mg of powder. Also that the old m-80s actually used "flash powder" not GP.
Interesting but can't find the link now...

Now I need find out what 90 grains of BP weigh :roll:

[Vicegrip]

Flash is made with about 30% aluminum powder. Just the folks at Morton Thickol about aluminum powder. It makes a great propellant but goes Boom when not handled right. fine grain black does not have the power per pound and is slower burn but "slower" is still very fast over modern smokless compounds. OTOH it is cheap and easy to get and stable for the most part. About 6 months ago I mixed a pound of 20 year old black powder with 10 pounds of wet dirt and chucked it out.

No worrez about ATF as no one would ever do anything like make a noise maker from paper wraped black powder.