[VaSteve]

Hey hunt, ya fucknozzle....your point was made. It did raise awareness of the cause. I'd heard of it but thought it was over a few years ago. It sounds like a good cause. Too bad the spokeman is is such a douche.

[}{arlequin]

Originally Posted by SilverStreak

}{ you are full of shit. First of all your "cross section" is hardly representative, they are just the loudest mouths.

hahaha...ok you win. WE"RE ALL AFTER YOU!!!! that's right. it's the loudmouths vs. the sensitive guy. you got us. our entire raison d'etre is to once every three months gang up on you and just keep pressing you into the ground. do you seriously believe that? REALLY???

my cross section choice wasn't intended to imply it's just the ones that i quoted but rather b/c they were the only ones who knew what i was referring to. ie: joke is made --> someone gets butthurt --> that reaction propagates further laughter
(i think this formula for humor is universal worldwide)

Originally Posted by SilverStreak

Third, the original posts by DrK, Kurt and Lupin were directed at (RED). I defended (RED) and it turned on me because I have an opinion and that just doesn't fly on Dorkiphus. Read the posts in order and in context. You are wrong. There I said it, }{ is wrong. I expect to be banned any second now.

you're being very obtuse right now. nobody turned on you. they didn't know something, you taught them. they DARED to question some aspects of the organization and again, not only did you defend (red) but you also explained and educated the ones that didn't fully know. what i don't know is at which point did you get sand up your crack. even if someone pokes fun, they're still having a discussion w/ you ab it. so what if it's lighthearted?? i see it as a case closed, moving right along type of thing. as do they from what i can see. now it's just you harping on them 'hating on your cause'. no one was doing that (with full info). can't you see once you provided the facts they stopped???

plenty of people are aware of the general premise that a lot of these types of groups do not forward enough of the funds to the right place and this was the concern here i think. you set them straight and no one's bothered you ab it since.

and relax w/ the lamenting ab your status here. no one is banning anyone. and no one will. we're not petty like that just b/c we have differing views of what humor may be allowed to contain.

Originally Posted by SilverStreak

In fact if you put up a poll asking whether pediatric aids or the cancer ward at Children's Hospital was a source of humor I think you'd get a pretty firm no.

my joke wasn't structured in that manner and you know it. it was aimed at you and not at actual patients.

Originally Posted by SilverStreak

Fifth, can't a member of this board believe in something strongly without the shit? Can't we just act like adults. Why pick this thread? Go fuck each other if you want to.

no one was giving you shit ab your belief. as i mentioned earlier in this post, they didn't know, you set them straight. end of story.

Originally Posted by SilverStreak

You just can't argue that this stuff is funny. You can't. You are trying but your arguments are weak, socially reprehensible and indicative of some pretty basic character flaws.

precisely!! no, this "STUFF" really is NOT funny. your overreactions though...

Originally Posted by SilverStreak

Keep it coming, I've got all day.

sweet, me too.
this makes you sound like a vicious schoolgirl preparing for a hair pulling scuffle

[call911]

Originally Posted by }{arlequin

you're being very obtuse right now.

"I am being obtuse...?"

[Noah]

Originally Posted by SilverStreak

Second, my weakness is empathy. For example, if I discovered you came down with a terminal illness I would never make fun of it. I would never make fun of a hardship that had befallen anyone I know. I'm too quick to be sympathetic.

oh my god, if }{ ever comes down with a terminal illness, i'm going to pretty much devote myself full time to making fun of him. it's going to be awesome.

i mean, just look at my avatar. that's }{ trying to be euro-smooth. and now every time i post something, he has to see himself. just imagine if he got AIDS!

[}{arlequin]

all of a sudden making fun of people's on track screwups and the resulting bent sheetmetal has become a lot less fun

[Landjet]

Prevent AIDS, keep your zipper up.

[}{arlequin]

Originally Posted by Noah

oh my god, if }{ ever comes down with a terminal illness, i'm going to pretty much devote myself full time to making fun of him. it's going to be awesome.

i mean, just look at my avatar. that's }{ trying to be euro-smooth. and now every time i post something, he has to see himself. just imagine if he got AIDS!

i <3 you.

wanna swap fluids?

[roundel]

Originally Posted by VaSteve

ya fucknozzle....

Steve, I have got to find a way to use this phrase in conversation today.

Q: what do you call an Ethiopian family portrait?

A: Barcode.

[SilverStreak]

If, as you claim, nothing is beyond ridicule here, then how come we can't discuss politics or religion? Oh that's right, Dorkis get their feewings hurt when they talk politics.

That there is hypocrisy. Not much describes Dorkiphus better than hypocrisy.

Kind of chicken shit to say there are no taboos except . . .

This thread has turned into an assassination of my beliefs.

For the record }{ I don't think you would make a breast cancer joke if you found out that one of your friends wives or mothers either had it or died from it.

But there I go, expressing an opinion again. Damn my hide, I just won't cave into cyberbullying by a bunch of 14 year old men. I just won't meekly fade back into the interwebs because someone disagreed with me.

Basic human decency is all I asked but thank God (can I say that?) that Dorkiphus is here to tear me down and keep me grounded.

[Fritz]

Originally Posted by VaSteve

fucknozzle

Originally Posted by roundel

Steve, I have got to find a way to use this phrase in conversation today.

X2! That's right up there when John Steward said "The whole worlds gone fuckabazzoo!" on 9/11. Or one that you may hear on the beltway, "Which of your dead grandmothers taught you how to drive, fucktard?"