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Old 01-02-2009, 01:04 AM
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The Chinese said they weren't 14 year old girls and they weren't lyin'! But a mistake on the balance beam would really hurt the team.
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:02 AM
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New-car-on-order FAIL.


http://993c4s.com/posche-news/train-...-porsche-997s/

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Old 01-02-2009, 02:14 PM
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You haven't started your Spring cleaning early by any chance.......

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Old 01-02-2009, 05:00 PM
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i have my flight already booked!!!


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Old 01-02-2009, 09:40 PM
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i have my flight already booked!!!


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Air FAP clearly hires only properly qualified staff.
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:53 AM
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Can't believe no one has made a "FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP" joke!
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:41 PM
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that was the intention but i think it got lost in the basking glow of Jazzrace
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Old 01-03-2009, 01:59 PM
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:29 PM
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those poor girls don't even have knee pads
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Old 01-03-2009, 10:49 PM
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those poor girls don't even have knee pads
Why do you care as long as they have different color lipstick need some way to keep track of who did what and to whom
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