[Noah]

The event was punctuated by a few rain/snow showers -- and not to be caught off guard, Ted actually removed one of his wiper blades and commenced squeegee-ing his car, for which he was subjected to a torrent of much-deserved verbal abuse.




Please submit captions for this photo ("Goose, I'm gonna hit the brakes, and he'll fly right by!"):




Yes, Pari, this small black object I'm holding in my hands is a recent invention called a "camera."


No comment.


"No, no autographs, thank you very much. I'll be in my trailer."