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Old 10-19-2007, 07:11 PM
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Oooh -- I'll give you some money!!!
See could "work from home" and still make madd cash
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Old 10-19-2007, 07:46 PM
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I’m so fed up with work I’m thinking about pan handling at Rt 1 and Fort Hunt road. My shtick will be to remove my shirt and carry a sign saying “will cover up for cash” Figure to easily make as much $$$ as now and only have to work 8 months a year
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Old 10-19-2007, 07:54 PM
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Better for over some dough if you want to save them -- I know I already did!
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Old 10-19-2007, 08:52 PM
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white dots destroy the artfulness of what would otherwise be an intriguing intellectually stimulating picture, a study of the lines of a woman's breast next to the lines of a porsche.
Sorry for my non-artful pastie application, but I made them as small as possible. Jazzbase had to draw a line somewhere, and the original post without the dots was over the line. It is a fantastic photo without the edit, but still nice with the edit. I considered that someone somewhere might take exception to the reflection too, but thankfully that is on the proper side of the defined line.

I also think a breast is a breast by any other name. Go ahead and call them jugs, funbags, boobies, wobblenockers, milk wagons, or tits, but just hope that they are bigger than the butt.
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:16 PM
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I just took off my pants and I'm going outside!


And what is new about that ? Sounds like a typical Friday evening for you.
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:28 PM
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And what is new about that ? Sounds like a typical Friday evening for you.
At least I'm free to take off my own pants. You'll have to get yours back from the wife first
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Get it straight man. I've got the pants. She's got my penis.
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:40 PM
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Get it straight man. I've got the pants. She's got my penis.
As long as you don't call it junk, tallywhacker, twig and berries, wang, heat seeking moisture missile, one eyed anaconda, main vein, tube steak, pulsing bologna, stubby shillelaghs, frank and beans, bed snake, and so on it should be appropriate for this board.
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:56 PM
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You put way too much thought into that post.
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Get it straight man. I've got the pants. She's got my penis.
And if you need it it will be in her purse or in the fridge...

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As long as you don't call it junk, tallywhacker, twig and berries, wang, heat seeking moisture missile, one eyed anaconda, main vein, tube steak, pulsing bologna, stubby shillelaghs, frank and beans, bed snake, and so on it should be appropriate for this board.
Hmmm...what about "meat stick?"
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