[lspector]

I know it's a long shot, but I've relocated to Pittsburgh for a new job and need to sell my house in Northern Virginia. If you or anyone you know may be interested in a great car-property that's not too far out, this is it!

The listing is here:

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12...51705599_zpid/

And the best part for the Dorki crowd is here:

[Dandelion]

GLWTS!

[BlackTalon]

D'oh! Who did you piss off so badly that they are shipping you to Pittsburgh? Even Trump doesn't wish that on his enemies!

Hey, you'll be in the neighborhood of PittRace though. Silver lining, and all that..

[lspector]

Took a new job working on self-driving cars, so it's not all bad!

Haven't been out to PittRace yet- but plan to go as soon as it warms up and things get going again. I hear mid-Ohio isn't too far either.

[BlackTalon]

PCA Potomac is going to PittRace this season.

[ItalyChicken]

Since the house comes with the cars and board games as pictured, Ill take it. That would be false advertising if the house didnt come with what was pictured. I may be willing to negotiate "the Game Of Life" but the rest is non-negotiable.

[lspector]

Too late, I sold the Integra back in November so it's already false advertising! Can I claim that the others are inflatable props? The Game of Life is negotiable.