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Old 05-14-2009, 05:33 PM
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One of my favs.........

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Another fun video....just wait till after the intro commercial....

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Li...fa-king/91902/
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What do Mic Jagger and a Scottish Farmer have in common....





Mic sings "Hey Hey You You Get off of my cloud"






Scottish farmer says " Hey Hey McCloud Get off of my Eue"......
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This was told to me by a male friend who said I was the only girl he could tell this to... Looking back, I'm not sure that was a compliment.

"What's the difference between a circus big top and a bus load of Catholic high school girls?







One is full of cunning stunts."
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Old 05-16-2009, 11:27 AM
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This was told to me by a male friend who said I was the only girl he could tell this to... Looking back, I'm not sure that was a compliment.

"What's the difference between a circus big top and a bus load of Catholic high school girls?

One is full of cunning stunts."
Soooo, which is which Back in the day I knew many Cath gurls and very few of them were into stunts
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Old 05-16-2009, 11:40 AM
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Soooo, which is which Back in the day I knew many Cath gurls and very few of them were into stunts
I knew a few catholic girls from down the road at Holly Cross, the only stunts they were into was the clown car bit: how many clowns can we get in here???
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I knew a few catholic girls from down the road at Holly Cross, the only stunts they were into was the clown car bit: how many clowns can we get in here???
Now that you mention it I knew a couple of sword swallowers and jugglers.
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Now that you mention it I knew a couple of pen knife swallowers and jugglers.
Fixed that for ya...
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Fixed that for ya...
Ummm, your experiences are obviously different than mine!! Smaller expectations I guess
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Old 05-16-2009, 08:01 PM
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