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Old 05-13-2009, 04:52 PM
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under what?? it's a bar not bridge
this bar:

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A blonde is driving a Porsche down the street when she sees another Blonde with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what's wrong. The owner of the broken Porsche said, 'I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the engine.' The other said, 'Oh, don't wory, I have a spare one in the back of my Porsche...
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A blonde is driving a Porsche down the street when she sees another Blonde with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what's wrong. The owner of the broken Porsche said, 'I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the engine.' The other said, 'Oh, don't wory, I have a spare one in the back of my Porsche...
I call BS. A real stone age blonde wouldn't even know there's an engine. She'd be looking underneath the car for the feet.
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10 Peeves that dogs have about humans:

1. Blaming your farts on me...
not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff our.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?!

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog; wooo hooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain

7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip,' then acting suprised when I freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Do sweater. Helloooo?!?!?! Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myslef.
Look, we both know the truth; you are just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's the boss here; you don't see me picking up your poop, do you?
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Hillary Clinton goes to see her OBGYN for her yearly checkup. Doc leaves the room and comes back a few seconds later and informs Mrs. Clinton that she is pregnant. Hillary bolts out of the doctor's office and runs to her car. As soon as she is inside she calls Bill and says "You rotten SOB, I can't believe you got me pregnant"....after a long pause on the other end she finally hears Bill's voice say "Who is this?"
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visual joke?



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I seriously don't get it The last guys buys all the rest a round or he has to do a lotmore than duck
Especially since he labeled it bar jokes, and not animal jokes.
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Especially since he labeled it bar jokes, and not animal jokes.
See Lane's pic above. He get's it, only now add some 3 Stooges to that visual and pain.
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