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Old 01-14-2008, 06:23 AM
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I don't get it Are these the wrong wheels
They're the most filthy wheels I think I've ever seen and the rest of the black beast looked as if it had just been detailed.
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:24 AM
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Spilling large quantities beer on the date is not a fail. It is an effective way to convince her to disrobe. If on the 6th or later beer of the evening, it is even more effective. I mean she was all ready to eat some sausage...
i see where you're going. better results w/ champagne
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They're the most filthy wheels I think I've ever seen
Don't make me take/ post photos of the wheels on my Volvo...

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Old 01-14-2008, 10:52 AM
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:05 PM
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it must be harder than it looks...lol 14 failures...

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PARENT FAIL

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Very, very funny stuff. I have been telling everyone in my office to take their glasses off since seeing this video.
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Old 01-15-2008, 01:35 PM
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i was more interested in the reporter than the story. is that a fail?
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i was more interested in the reporter than the story. is that a fail?
no, she had me from
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