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Old 10-16-2017, 12:12 PM
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A Police Officer radioed back to the station, "I have a situation here on this domestic violence call. The lady shot her husband for walking on the floor she just mopped."

Supervisor, "Well, have you arrested the lady?"

Police Officer, "Not yet. The floor is still wet."
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