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Old 01-15-2008, 02:46 PM
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Parent Fail? Education Fail? Blonde Fail?

This was on the same site as the Corner of Doom in case you missed it on the bottom.

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http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Drun...beer-353e.html
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Old 01-16-2008, 03:46 PM
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I love this story. The boy is now in the klink for child porn. I am sure their were cameras rolling and kids were under 18. He is also receiving offers to promote parties for several grand a pop. Spickoli in Fast Times meets Australia!
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haha, more like "One Lap Too Many"

cayman = faylman?
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:17 PM
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That Cayman took a shot in the azz. Where's the good Doctor?

"It was a one in a million shot, Doc, one in a million" - Frank Costanza fallling on Fussilli Jerry on the Seinfield Episode: Assman

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Old 01-28-2008, 07:30 AM
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:13 PM
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Old 01-28-2008, 10:51 PM
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That'll buff right out...
(A sad story. That's why my son learned to drive in a Prius, and then learned to drive fast on the track)
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That'll buff right out...
(A sad story. That's why my son learned to drive in a Prius, and then learned to drive fast on the track)
Ditto for us....the '02 Ford Focus is our Level 1 learning vehicle. Both Jon & Brian even autox'd in it, before I would let them drive the 944's or the '04 Focus SVT.

Its a shame that so many parents don't properly train their kids to drive beyond the parallel parking skills.
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Its a shame that so many parents don't properly train their kids to drive beyond the parallel parking skills.
FAIL! You ever seen people in DC? Most of them can't parallel park...
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:36 AM
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I can't even name this kind of FAIL

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