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Old 12-28-2011, 01:14 PM
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meh, it can be buffed out.

No oil spill so I'm guessing he could drive away?
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any pics of the passenger?
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any pics of the passenger?
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I suspect Ms. Claus was giving Santa his gift when the accident occurred
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I suspect Ms. Claus was giving Santa his gift when the accident occurred
Looks like this fail at least has a happy ending: http://jalopnik.com/5871857/im-the-s...-new-york-city
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yes but whaaat about the gii-iirl??


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yes but whaaat about the gii-iirl??


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Dang -- not quite what I was hoping for. That one seems a bit, well, overdressed!
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I suspect Ms. Claus was giving Santa his gift when the accident occurred
If so I bet she had a mouth full to say to him afterwards
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