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Old 01-11-2008, 11:41 AM
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This is what goes through my mind when I'm in the crapper ..... what kind of legacy do you want to leave your kids with?
Elvis is still trying to live this one down!!!!
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Old 01-11-2008, 11:53 AM
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If he really smacked into the trailer at 120 mph, I suspect it was lights out immediately. What gets me is the thought of his family seeing him looking like a mouse in a trap in the photo.
According to Snopes, this actually happened in Apr 07, near Tulsa. Apparently the trucker was minding his own business while traveling down the hwy at 2AM, when he hears a thump behind him, and see's debris from the motorcycle going past his cab. Takes him about a mile to pull over and stop. When he checks the trailer, he finds the kid attached. And apparently, the kids motorcycle buddy was also killed on the same hwy the week before.

And wasn't it Tulsa that buried the '57 Belvedere....must be something in the water...
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:21 PM
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According to Snopes, the kids motorcycle buddy was also killed on the same hwy the week before.

Do you think the kid learned his lesson in the 10th of a second before he became a LTL parcel?
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Old 01-13-2008, 10:50 AM
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Cayenne owner cleaning fail. Rest of truck was spotless...
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Old 01-13-2008, 06:57 PM
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Cayenne owner cleaning fail. Rest of truck was spotless...
I don't get it Are these the wrong wheels
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I was going to say actually cleaning instead of kicking a cayenne might be a fail
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Spilling large quantities beer on the date is not a fail. It is an effective way to convince her to disrobe. If on the 6th or later beer of the evening, it is even more effective. I mean she was all ready to eat some sausage...
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