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apologies to our blond members
forwarded to me: 6 degrees of blond
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,listened a moment And said ‘How should I know,that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up. The husband said, ‘Who was that?’ The wife said, ‘I don’t know, Some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.’ SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on The sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the Mirror and says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’ The second blonde Says, ‘Here, let me see!’ So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’ THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, So she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment Unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him In the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun,and as she does so, She is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, ‘No, honey, don’t do it!!!’ The blonde replies, ‘Shut up, you’re next!’ FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, ‘Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them.’ A friend says, ‘OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin ?’ The blonde replies, ‘Oh, that’s easy: W.’ FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? ‘Is it mine?’ SIXTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house Ransacked and burglarised. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,and a K-9 unit, Patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, The blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the Cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,’I come home to find All my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman.’ |
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What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing.......she's already been told twice!
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Why did the whore have a runny nose?
She was full.
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Bob 04 GT3 86 Carrera 97 318ti "Guys, I'm coming in, I have too much grip." |
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Quote:
think "the third guy walks under it." |
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This thread is taking a distinct turn...
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Peter (not "Pete") K. 2016 Cayman S 1999 Miata ("SM") race car 2016 Toyota Highlander--tow vehicle/wife's DD 2017 VW GTI SE (DD) Gone and missed: 1992 Miata ("SSM") race car 2009 911 C2S Coupe 2004 Toyota Prius - sold to son's girlfriend 2006 Dodge Durango 2003 Acura MDX 86 Black 911 Coupe race car 86 Gold 911 Targa 82 WineRedMetallic 911 Targa |
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Your life is a joke....
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under what?? it's a bar not bridge
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