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Old 09-20-2016, 03:51 PM
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That's an old saying??
Oh, yes. From the Hebrew saying:

לא משנה כמה חם הם יש איזה בחור שם
בחוץ, כי הוא פשוט מאס -the- פוקס הגלגל
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Old 09-20-2016, 05:47 PM
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How is that a Fail? There is a fire hydrant right there, so it had a chance to be extinguished.

wonder if the yellow flame on the road next to DS door is attached to the driver.
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Old 09-20-2016, 05:49 PM
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Just crash into the fire hydrant...problem solved.
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Old 09-20-2016, 06:06 PM
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Alas, he went rear end first into the light pole, released a 'sneeze while suffering from diarrhea' like spray of coolant, expended the rest of his excess energy finishing the spin then soothed his wounds by lathering up in "emollient"

The 30 mph sign is pure funny. BTW.
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Cell phone caused this! Hard to control the car with the phone in your packet explodes!!!
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Heard on the news today that Angelina G. and Brad P. are splitting up...
Talking head said they've been together ~12 years. Which in dog and holly wood lives is a lot!

Prolly the single best example of the old saying: no matter how hot they are there is some guy out there that is just fed-the-fuchs wheel up w/their shite!!!111!!!
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She dumped him.

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She dumped him.

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Probably because he did something he shouldn't have -- because he was tired of...
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