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Old 09-20-2015, 11:26 PM
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think I found the suspect.
FWIW, I have first hand experience that brakekleen will asphyxiate a mouse (very quickly I might add!) It's what was closest at hand when I found one. Soak the little bugger w/ a direct shot and will be dead in seconds. Fumes overwhelm their little lungs and heart. I'll admit I didn't think of that at the time. In my head I had a vision of lighting a lighter and watching the flame chase down the trail of fluid he left as he ran and setting the little bastard on fire Luckily I didn't have to try that
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Avoid hazard, come to complete stop, then promptly roll into a ditch. Yikes, that's embarrassing.
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TOO FUNNY! Thanks, Jazz. I'll need to remember to leave little Rocky outside the car the next time!
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Enough of this amateur Club Race stuff. Let's see how the pros do it: http://i.imgur.com/jh6ICES.gifv





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Enough of this amateur Club Race stuff. Let's see how the pros do it:
I don't get it?

How is this not cheating by having two motors and a co-driver?

And isn't there a weight limit per class?
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