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blipshift · #**7371** 03-11-2015, 09:48 AM

Stupidity has no bounds

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Baywatch · #**7372** 03-12-2015, 01:41 PM

Akron, Ohio, Police Seek Man Who Defecated on Cars 19 Times
For the past three years, residents of a quiet Akron, Ohio, neighborhood say they've been terrorized by a man defecating on cars and even children's front yard toys. But early Wednesday, a diligent neighbor who set up a time-lapse camera managed to catch the suspect with his pants down — and turned over the photographic evidence to police.

Akron authorities have released the image of the so-called "Bowel Movement Bandit," who they say has pooped on at least 19 parked cars in driveways in the city's Castle Homes neighborhood.

The resident who set up the camera told NBC affiliate WKYC that the suspect has struck the family's car at least eight times since the fall. "I was questioning my son: Who do you have mad at you?" said the resident, who did not want to be named. "People were pointing fingers all over the place."

Another resident pooh-poohed the man's behavior as disturbing and bizarre. "My mother-in-law walked out of our house one day, and the kids' front-yard slide had to be sanitized," Rob Brunson told WKYC.

He added that neighbors have been playing the "blame game" for months, casting suspicions on one another. But the photograph of the suspect in the act has relieved residents and offered a break in the case.

"The photo shows this guy bent over on the hood, pants to ankles defecating on the car," Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards told the station. "We need to know who this person is."

AKRON POLICE DEPARTMENT
Police in Akron, Ohio are searching for this man who was caught by an eyewitness defecating on 19 parked cars in driveways between 5:30 and 6:30 a.m on March 12.

HoodPin · #**7373** 03-12-2015, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GaryGanoo

Akron, Ohio, Police Seek Man Who Defecated on Cars 19 Times
For the past three years, residents of a quiet Akron, Ohio, neighborhood say they've been terrorized by a man defecating on cars and even children's front yard toys. But early Wednesday, a diligent neighbor who set up a time-lapse camera managed to catch the suspect with his pants down — and turned over the photographic evidence to police.

Akron authorities have released the image of the so-called "Bowel Movement Bandit," who they say has pooped on at least 19 parked cars in driveways in the city's Castle Homes neighborhood.

The resident who set up the camera told NBC affiliate WKYC that the suspect has struck the family's car at least eight times since the fall. "I was questioning my son: Who do you have mad at you?" said the resident, who did not want to be named. "People were pointing fingers all over the place."

Another resident pooh-poohed the man's behavior as disturbing and bizarre. "My mother-in-law walked out of our house one day, and the kids' front-yard slide had to be sanitized," Rob Brunson told WKYC.

He added that neighbors have been playing the "blame game" for months, casting suspicions on one another. But the photograph of the suspect in the act has relieved residents and offered a break in the case.

"The photo shows this guy bent over on the hood, pants to ankles defecating on the car," Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards told the station. "We need to know who this person is."

AKRON POLICE DEPARTMENT
Police in Akron, Ohio are searching for this man who was caught by an eyewitness defecating on 19 parked cars in driveways between 5:30 and 6:30 a.m on March 12.

Any chance his name is Tom.......you know........like he'd be known as a Pooping Tom.

BlackTalon · #**7374** 03-12-2015, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GaryGanoo

Police in Akron, Ohio are searching for this man who was caught by an eyewitness defecating on 19 parked cars in driveways between 5:30 and 6:30 a.m on March 12.

Holy shit, he crapped on 19 cars over a one hour span? Maybe he was flying overhead in a drone? Or he ate at Golden Corral the night before?

One guy down the hall in my dorm sophomore year had a thing for sardines packed in mustard. He walked onto VTs football team -- which is pretty tough to do. One night during the tryout period he got to go hang out with some players from the team. Not sure what exactly was said, but the next day he reported to us that he took a sardine- and mustard-laced dump on the windshield of a car on campus. One of the guys dared him, and he wanted to show he could fit in

I can't even imagine the reaction of the car owner the next day. Although it's possible it sparked a career in gastroenterology...

roundel · #**7375** 03-12-2015, 02:42 PM

Some asshole in college thought it was funny to shit in the showers, then turn on the water full hot. It stunk up the whole building. He was named the "Phantom Steamer."

dhshivers · #**7376** 03-12-2015, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Chopper Dropper

Yup remember seeing that "relatively" undamaged car sitting up on the berm, think it was at T8, and he complained of a sore back/neck. made a convertible out of it.
Dirk

That roof and roll cage was welded back and was tracked again.