[Potomac-Greg]

Orgasm at 0:48
"Oh God. Holy Mackerel" at 1:09 was classic.

[HoodPin]

Originally Posted by vasteve

could you imagine sitting in the iss and seeing the new order of tang/snacks/tp just vanish like that.

I'm disappointed when amazon prime takes an extra day

To the rescue......

[ducatithunder]

Oh lord Jesus it's a fire.wmv - YouTube

Oh lord Jesus it's a fire.wmv - YouTube

IF only sweet brown was there watching the launch ... Pretty much sums it up, lol.

[Vicegrip]

Originally Posted by Potomac-Greg

Orgasm at 0:48
"Oh God. Holy Mackerel" at 1:09 was classic.

When he said "....I gotta go!" I figured it was to get some kleanex.

[scotty b]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/4732488208.html

[catron1]

nice..

I just noticed the "Bird Man" on the dash!

[Baywatch]

Drunk student jailed for slapping PENIS in sleeping woman's face as pals filmed at house party
Oct 22, 2014 14:50 By Luke Traynor, Tom Belcher
John Dale, 21, admitted sexual assault and was jailed for nine months after police were called when workmates witnessed the mobile phone footage

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Google Maps / GettyDrunken slap: John Dale, a student at Nottingham Trent University, was filmed on a mobile phone hitting his sleeping victim with his penis
A university student with dreams of becoming a solicitor was jailed for drunkenly slapping a sleeping woman in the face - with his flaccid PENIS.

Criminology undergraduate John Luke Dale, 21, took advantage of the woman after she fell asleep at a house party in Nottingham last year.

As a friend filmed the act with a mobile phone, the Nottingham Trent University student stripped to his boxers, shoved his manhood in her face and hit her across her cheek with it.

But the crime did not come to light until the friend showed the video to workmates and the police were called.

Dale, of Monkston, Milton Keynes, admitted sexual assault and was jailed for nine months at Nottingham Crown Court in September.

Lawyers this week tried to overturn the sentence at the Court of Appeal, but three top judges rejected their case, leaving Dale's law career hopes in tatters.

PANottingham Crown CourtBehind bars: Dale was jailed for nine months at Nottingham Crown Court in September
Refusing the appeal, Judge Alistair McCreath, sitting with Lord Justice McCombe and Mr Justice Spencer, said the offence had caused the woman "obvious and significant distress".

In a victim impact statement, the woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, said: "It makes me think that the video could still be out there in someone’s possession and that anyone could have it.

"Knowing that it could exist petrifies me."

Trevor Burke QC, defending, said: "It was a stupid drunken incident that lasted a very brief period of time, where he slaps his flaccid penis on the head of a sleeping woman.

"It was extremely unpleasant, but not driven by any sexual motivation on his part."

Mr Burke said the student had done everything he could to make up for the offence, vowing to keep away from the university until his victim had graduated.

He had moved back to his family home, where he was being kept under curfew by his parents and working for his dad to earn money to pay the victim compensation.

[N0tt0N]

Well if there is compensation involved....

Idiots...

[BlackTalon]

Those dang attorneys -- bottom of the barrel even when in school

[HoodPin]

FAIL.....'cause I wasn't there....

http://www.wtop.com/654/3733602/I-27...-armored-truck

Any Dorki's get lucky??