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Old 02-25-2014, 02:18 PM
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Reminded me of a girl I knew many years ago that had a really fine Olds 442. One night she shows up at my door and says she was about 10 miles away when the oil light came on, so she drove to my aprtment as fast as she could.
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Old 02-25-2014, 07:34 PM
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lol...Total Fail... one more for another window licker

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ef=mostpopular
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Old 02-25-2014, 07:43 PM
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Officer: "And so you're saying he shot himself?"
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I recall watching this one a few years ago...
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:10 PM
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Hmmmm Gives a whole new meaning to flooding the engine

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...reversing.html
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Old 02-27-2014, 06:20 AM
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I give the "fail" to the newspaper for giving the article that title.

The guy backs slowly into the water, but they say "crashing his 160 mph sports car"... what does the top speed of the car have to do with it?!
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Old 02-27-2014, 11:56 AM
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That pesky 915 transmission! They put reverse in the wrong place.
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That pesky 915 transmission! They put reverse in the wrong place.
Wrong. Car looked to be a 964 and they never had 915 boxes.
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Old 02-28-2014, 11:20 AM
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Wrong. Car looked to be a 964 and they never had 915 boxes.
Regardless, if it ain't a 901 reverse is still in the wrong place!
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^ And 5th too!
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