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Old 01-12-2014, 11:46 PM
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What is the difference?


The taste!
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Old 01-13-2014, 12:11 PM
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Old 01-13-2014, 12:48 PM
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Hahaha. That reminded of a visit years ago to a friend's house near Annapolis. Just before exiting Rt 50, our minivan was bounced about over a signficant pothole. When I got to my friend's house, we noticed one of the hubcaps had come off. So he and I drove back to the scene of the pothole, thinking the hubcap probably came off there. We pulled well off the road, and started walking around in the tall grass. Discovered upwards of 50 hub caps strewn about. Didn't find my original one, but found a close enough match.
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Old 01-13-2014, 02:04 PM
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Old 01-14-2014, 12:22 PM
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A Chinese man was treated in a hospital after getting a beer bottle and coat hanger stuck in his rectum.

The man told doctors he had stomach pains but no idea what was causing them.

An x-ray showed doctors the source of the pain.

The man admitted to inserting the bottle, but after it got stuck, he straightened the coat hanger and inserted it in an attempt to retrieve the bottle.

Doctors were able to remove the objects, but the man was left with serious internal injuries and was kept at the hospital to recover.



Read more: http://www.kegl.com/articles/new-stu...#ixzz2qQfDJ9D6
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Old 01-15-2014, 01:55 PM
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