[TD in DC]

Note to self: Add single malt to track bag.

When I was growing up, there was an alcoholic in my town who disconnected the tube between his windshield washer fluid resevoir and the wipers, and rerouted the tube back into the cab of his truck. He then cleaned the resevoir and filled it with Vodka. Whenever he wanted a little drink, he just put the tube in his mouth and pressed the windshield wiper button. He felt that he would avoid an open container violation in this manner

I think that someone with a whaletail should volunteer to host the hibachi. You could permanently install the hibachi over the whaletail, wire the food down, and then use the heat from the engine to cook the food. That would give a whole new meaning to "tailgating." Sounds like something Stevo would do.

[VaSteve]

Originally Posted by TD in DC

I think that someone with a whaletail should volunteer to host the hibachi. You could permanently install the hibachi over the whaletail, wire the food down, and then use the heat from the engine to cook the food. That would give a whole new meaning to "tailgating." Sounds like something Stevo would do.

This Stevo, not me.

When I was a cub scout, we went fishing. For bait, one of the dads got some frozen liver at the Giant. He put it under the hood to thaw out on the drive to the river. MMMMMM

Drive faster - it's still raw!!!!!

[TD in DC]

Yup, that is the Steve-o I had in mind. I was thinking of the time he cooked a steak over a volcanic vent (he, of course, got sulphur all over it). Ummmm, Lecher . . .

[Noah]

Originally Posted by TD in DC

When I was growing up, there was an alcoholic in my town who disconnected the tube between his windshield washer fluid resevoir and the wipers, and rerouted the tube back into the cab of his truck. He then cleaned the resevoir and filled it with Vodka. Whenever he wanted a little drink, he just put the tube in his mouth and pressed the windshield wiper button. He felt that he would avoid an open container violation in this manner

That's about the funniest, and most brilliant, thing I've read all week. That just got emailed to about 20 of my friends. 8)

[Rick Lee]

What about drilling a hole in the floorboard and using a bicycle inner tube as a condom cathater so you don't have to stop when you drink and drive? We talked about this in college for so long, but didn't want to quit throwing piss-filled Old Mil. pounder cans out the windows.

[BillJ]

Sure something that large would be appropriate for us gun toting, porsche driving, carnivores?

[Trak Ratt]

I had much the same arrangement in a big block ’67 Chevy I once had. Got busted big time when the VA inspection guy hit the wrong button and hosed himself down with very cheep Southern Comfort. Probably would have gotten off but it looked like he’d pee himself and his girl friend was in the bay

Everyone was cool with the revolver on the dash board (plain sight) and the skinned and gutted rabbits in the back seat (just got them at McGruders in Vienna) 8)

You’d have split a gut to see my girlfriend at the time try to pee in a colt ‘45 can

God do I have any memories that don’t include cars, booze, women, food and ….
But then again why would I want them
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