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Old 01-27-2017, 10:55 AM
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I think who ever tried to get in is going to need that unicorn, they have no chance against that arsenal of weapons..
I don't know if you have a daughter or not but I bet you her boyfriends were on there best behavior..
2 daughters.... I greeted one boyfriend at the top of the stairs before he married one. He was trying to sneak into the hose to retrieve something or the other for her. I'm pretty sure my Glock dissuaded him from trying it again. Or at least made him more stealthy the next time Told the other one's boyfriend at Christmas that if he broke her heart I'd kill him!! All in good fun.... though daughter told me he asked about it and she confirmed I might.
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:02 AM
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I just noticed - is that a bazooka against the wall half way up?
LAW - Light Anti Tank Weapon, lightweight, collapsible, effective
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I've only used these a couple of times and then only against bunkers.
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:06 AM
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.... Kevlar baby crib ....

Doesn't everyone have a their coming of age Unicorn kill trophy and Elf ears?
Bug out bag! I guess it could be used as portable crib. Would certainly set the tone for how they would be raised!

Maybe she got the head from Hate's yard sale after he got married??
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:06 AM
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LAW - Light Armor Weapon, lightweight, collapsible, effective
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I guess we now know what happened to the unicorn's body.
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Old 01-27-2017, 11:15 AM
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I guess we now know what happened to the unicorn's body.
Unless it was standing in front of a tank or rock, except for the 66 mm hole there would be plenty of mystery meat left

M72 LAW

The M72 LAW in extended position
Type Anti-tank rocket launcher Place of origin United States Service history In service 1963–present Used by See Operators Wars Vietnam War
Falklands War
Bougainville Civil War[1]
Bosnian War[2]
War in Afghanistan
Iraq War Production history Designer FA Spinale, CB Weeks and PV Choate Designed Patent filed 1963 Manufacturer Norway: NAMMO (Raufoss, Norway)
U.S.: NAMMO Talley (Mesa, Arizona)
Turkey: under license by MKEK Unit cost €670 or $754.19 US (Converted) Specifications Weight 2.5 kg (5.5 lb) Length 24.8 in (630 mm) (unarmed)
34.67 in (881 mm) (armed) Caliber 66 mm Muzzle velocity 145 m/s (475.7 ft/s) Effective firing range 200 m (660 ft) Detonation
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point-initiated, base-detonated
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Old 01-27-2017, 01:30 PM
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I've only used these a couple of times and then only against bunkers.
You are so THE MAN! And my hero!!
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Old 01-27-2017, 02:57 PM
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For something like $800 you could get one too Heard on Modern Marvels that the Army pays as much as $400/gal for fuel deliver to remote sites, $40/gal for water.....
Achilles heal for any army is their supply train..... well maybe not he Italian Show was about making forward bases, power and supply more portable and less labor intensive.
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"That's what's keeping me out of F1.... Too much mental maturity...." N0tt0n

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Old 01-28-2017, 09:40 AM
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^^ yeah, what he said..

Hell David, if it breaks out I'm headed to your house with my small bit of gear!.. I'll pick-up the flank, help you an L make a stand!
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Old 01-28-2017, 11:16 AM
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Old 01-28-2017, 11:55 AM
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I just noticed - is that a bazooka against the wall half way up?
That looks like LAW can. Hope it empty. .
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