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Old 05-02-2006, 03:26 PM
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Gee fellas, with all this support I will never need a jock strap! So far, so good. She is home and a combination of open windows, great sunny day, some Arm & Hammer Natural Fresh Deoderizing air Freshener (with baking soda no less) may save me yet! So far no questions.
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:43 PM
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:47 PM
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Hey until you set yourself onfire (like me) I wouldn't worry too much. Beagle nose, I'm gonna giggle for days with that one! Your stress is my gain, thanks
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Old 05-02-2006, 06:27 PM
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You better go out and get her a shiney new ......and safe microwave. These things have a tendancy to malfunction when they get older. The first sign is the faint smell of burning rubber...You should take care of that before someone gets hurt or the house burns up. Better safe than sorry..
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Don't beat yourself up, T. I would have used a blowtorch.
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:46 PM
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I got completely away with it. Took her to dinner last night and the subject was never brought up.

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Old 05-03-2006, 03:11 PM
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Great move!
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:00 PM
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I got completely away with it. Took her to dinner last night and the subject was never brought up.
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What you mean is she let you get away with it. Ole beagle nose apparently still has a few tricks up her sleave too. Night out and you clean up!
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