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Old 12-18-2018, 01:03 PM
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A+ and very timely this season.
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Old 12-18-2018, 03:28 PM
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If he's so smart why doesn't he move to a neighborhood where there are less thieving scumbags stealing packages?
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Old 12-18-2018, 04:29 PM
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If he's so smart why doesn't he move to a neighborhood where there are less thieving scumbags stealing packages?
Some scumbags have cars.....Cars can cover great distance in short order. scumbags go to where the good porches with the good stuff is.

Sadly what has to happen is that porch pirates need to be caught and crushed for it.

One trick is to have an 1/8th mile long real steep driveway deep in the woods. Put the drive after a steep winding one lane road past more than a few dire warning signs for extra measure.*

*That way the post office calls us to let us know they have a package for us at the Post office and we go fetch it.
One fine Sunday afternoon a little US postal truck comes crawling up the drive. I was surprised at the sight, the day and that the little truck made it up. After I determined that he was not lost he fessed up that he was doing some Amazon Sunday delivery and was curious to see the house that went with the address he had been delivering mail to for a good while. I hinted that now that he knew where the house was he could start delivering the mail to the house rather than the mailbox way down the mountain. He and I both laughed but he laughed more.....
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Old 12-18-2018, 08:43 PM
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