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Old 03-28-2016, 06:09 PM
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^^ But even if a Model Home, I have a hard time believing that they would have intentionally put the garage door OR the driveway in the wrong place.
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FWIW, if this is a model home, then it may not be unusual at all - I've seen a few where they finished the garage to be a sales office, and it would require some work after it was done being a model to make it livable.

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A model home where the clients have to walk past the plain jane side where the service connections and trash cans are rather than up the front where the fake rock work is? There is so much fail in this image.
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A model home where the clients have to walk past the plain jane side where the service connections and trash cans are rather than up the front where the fake rock work is? There is so much fail in this image.
As a Realtor, often going to model homes, this is not at all unusual. If/when they decide to sell it, just move around the driveway. Trash cans would be moved and would give the impression of most of the designs.
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If this is really true and they did not do their due diligence prior. MAJOR EPIC FAIL of major proportion..It is too early for an April fools joke...Geeez

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As long as we are the subject of iPhones...

http://www.theonion.com/article/woma...s-expect-32538
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http://www.theonion.com/article/woma...s-expect-32538
That describes about a dozen chicks I know. Incl my wife.
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i love how barely no one helps the poor lil ol lady. it almost looks like a jackass routine.

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