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#541
06-06-2012, 02:50 PM
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Why can't 2 women play Monopoly at the same time ?
There's only one iron.
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#543
06-15-2012, 01:00 PM
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OMG funny as hell!!!!
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#544
06-15-2012, 01:25 PM
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David I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... Homer Simpson "That's what's keeping me out of F1.... Too much mental maturity...." N0tt0n Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER my work here is done... Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending
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#545
06-20-2012, 04:46 PM
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One of my own jokes (a funny conversation really):
Recently, a girl friend of mine tells me: "So on Saturday night as i am leaving the bar, a guy grabs my arm and says 'im sorry, i just have to ask you a quick question, do you mind?' and i'm like 'sure whats up?' and he says 'do you swallow?' " I look at the girl telling me this, and i say to her: "Whoa! calm down, this is probably a huge misunderstanding... Did you happen to be in a wine bar?" Ba Dum' Ching! *my girlfriends hate me... Ha ha 
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#546
06-28-2012, 09:16 AM
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Couldn't tell if this should be a WIN or FAIL....so putting it here.
 http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/27/opinion/bruce-mccall-how-to-stop-new-york-city-traffic.html?emc=eta1
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#547
06-28-2012, 10:36 AM
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Anything in NYC that doesn't end with you face down in the gutter or with a toe tag is a win!!!
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David I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... Homer Simpson "That's what's keeping me out of F1.... Too much mental maturity...." N0tt0n Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER my work here is done... Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending
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#548
06-28-2012, 05:05 PM
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David I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... Homer Simpson "That's what's keeping me out of F1.... Too much mental maturity...." N0tt0n Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER my work here is done... Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending
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#549
07-09-2012, 05:01 PM
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A priest was invited to attend a house party.
Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at. The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally realized what the boy was pointing at, He asked the boy, "Do you know why I am wearing that?" The boy nodded his head yes, and replied, "It kills fleas and ticks for up to three months".
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#550
07-12-2012, 02:36 PM
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Today's word is.................. Fluctuations
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
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