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Old 04-26-2012, 12:26 AM
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Didn't work for me...
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Old 04-26-2012, 09:12 AM
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Old 04-26-2012, 09:37 AM
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Old 04-29-2012, 11:45 PM
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A REAL WOMAN
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
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Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that s**t. Never mind.
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:10 AM
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Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that s**t. Never mind.
Hmm, If you replace whiskey with any of the responses from this thread it also works... http://dorkiphus.net/porsche/showthread.php?t=27813

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Old 04-30-2012, 01:35 PM
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Not a joke per se, but begging to be made into one. Or Several.

Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride

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A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.

The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.

The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride -- and, as we know from Viagra ads, anything past four hours is a problem.

The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."
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Old 04-30-2012, 02:12 PM
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^ The real interesting story here is how he got a lawyer to sue a company over problems with a 20 year old bike fitted with an aftermarket seat

And some wonder why lawyers are so universally disliked since for like ever!
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Old 04-30-2012, 02:19 PM
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^^ I think the defense argument should be that the plaintif missed out on an opportunity to capitalize on a lucrative porn star career.
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Old 04-30-2012, 02:22 PM
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Second only to (most) IRS employees!
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Old 04-30-2012, 02:26 PM
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