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#411
09-01-2011, 09:19 PM
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David I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... Homer Simpson "That's what's keeping me out of F1.... Too much mental maturity...." N0tt0n Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER my work here is done... Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending 
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#412
09-01-2011, 09:32 PM
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David I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... Homer Simpson "That's what's keeping me out of F1.... Too much mental maturity...." N0tt0n Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER my work here is done... Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending
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#413
09-02-2011, 07:33 AM
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Bob 04 GT3 86 Carrera 97 318ti "Guys, I'm coming in, I have too much grip."
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#414
09-05-2011, 05:55 PM
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I knew a doc who had a patient with a regulation soft ball stuck up his bum. He said his biddies bet him $5 he couldn't do it. He did.
We often wondered just what do you tell the desk nurse when you waddel into the Emergency Room?
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#415
09-15-2011, 12:10 PM
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Caught this news piece this morning - sounds like a great way to fix the budget!
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Peter (not "Pete") K. 2026 Lucid Gravity Grand Touring (EV Tow Vehicle) 1997 Spec Boxster #671 2016 Cayman S 2016 Toyota Highlander--wife's DD 2017 VW GTI SE (DD) Gone and missed: 2003 Miata ("SM") race car 1992 Miata ("SSM") race car 2009 911 C2S Coupe 2004 Toyota Prius - sold to son's girlfriend 2006 Dodge Durango 2003 Acura MDX 86 Black 911 Coupe race car 86 Gold 911 Targa 82 WineRedMetallic 911 Targa
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#416
09-15-2011, 12:26 PM
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#417
09-15-2011, 01:40 PM
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 No, now that I think about it I guess I'd have jumped to a few conclusions almost immediately!!
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David I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... Homer Simpson "That's what's keeping me out of F1.... Too much mental maturity...." N0tt0n Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER my work here is done... Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending
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#418
09-15-2011, 04:46 PM
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Peter (not "Pete") K. 2026 Lucid Gravity Grand Touring (EV Tow Vehicle) 1997 Spec Boxster #671 2016 Cayman S 2016 Toyota Highlander--wife's DD 2017 VW GTI SE (DD) Gone and missed: 2003 Miata ("SM") race car 1992 Miata ("SSM") race car 2009 911 C2S Coupe 2004 Toyota Prius - sold to son's girlfriend 2006 Dodge Durango 2003 Acura MDX 86 Black 911 Coupe race car 86 Gold 911 Targa 82 WineRedMetallic 911 Targa
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#419
09-15-2011, 09:00 PM
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Yeah baby, that's how we roll...
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David I hope to arrive to my death, late, in love, and a little drunk! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand... Homer Simpson "That's what's keeping me out of F1.... Too much mental maturity...." N0tt0n Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER my work here is done... Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending
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#420
09-19-2011, 04:21 PM
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 50 yr. old. Then I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter..We drank a bit (well more than a bit) we had a snuggle, and then she asked me if I ever had a "Sportsman Double ?" "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. "Oh!" I said, as my mind began to embrace the idea. "No, I haven't."I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink
"Tonight is your lucky night." I went back to her place. We walked in. She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "MOM, YOU STILL AWAKE?"
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