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Old 04-25-2011, 10:59 PM
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Hey Ken. I don't want to have to imagine anything!
*sigh* fine...
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As a 4S owner, I prefer the wider hips.
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Old 04-26-2011, 07:01 AM
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As a 4S owner, I prefer the wider hips.
Maynot be a 10 but she's obviously an "S"
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Maynot be a 10 but she's obviously an "S"
OMG...
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:42 PM
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^camera adds 20lbs
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When Sir Billy Butlin introduced bumper cars to Britain more than 80 years ago, it can be assumed he expected holiday makers to have fun on the fairground ride bumping into each other.



But what Sir Billy did not foresee was the modern culture of health and safety that has not only introduced seat belts and insisted everyone drives in the same direction, but banned bumping.

Staff at all three Butlin resorts in Bognor Regis, Minehead and Skegness are instructed to ban anyone found guilty of bumping into each other in the electric cars equipped with huge bumpers.

Bemused customers who assume that the ‘no bumping sign’ is in jest are told to drive around slowly in circles rather than crash into anyone else for fear of an injury that could result in the resort being sued.
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Old 04-27-2011, 02:53 PM
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You left out that they are no longer calling them "Bumper Cars" at those parks--they're now calling them "Dodgems!"
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^ What a farce.....

Maybe they could instead put up a few cones, and setup some timing equipment.
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^camera adds 20lbs
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:06 AM
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C'mon folks. Lets not pollute Dorki with politics. That's what Rennlist is for!
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