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Old 03-09-2010, 08:06 AM
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/09/florida_crash/
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Old 03-09-2010, 10:27 AM
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Here is her mug shot...WOW what a babe
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Old 03-09-2010, 10:36 AM
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Here is her mug shot...WOW what a babe
It takes a certain talent for a 37 year old to look like she's 57.. Must be the meth..
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Old 03-09-2010, 10:43 AM
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Here is her mug shot...WOW what a babe
It is a most bizarre story.....you just can't make this stuff up.
  • Her License was revoked due to DWI the previous day.
  • While in the driver's seat, she's shaving her nethers for a rendezvous with the new boyfriend.
  • Her ex-husband is working the steering before the accident from the passenger seat.
  • They drive for mile past the accident so they can switch seats.
  • Officer notices airbag marks on ex-hubby whose now in the driver's seat. However.....only the passenger airbag deployed.
Wow........ (And additonial evidence that DAG is not confined to the males half of the species....)
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Old 03-11-2010, 06:16 AM
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WTF is going on....Strange people out their

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow
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Old 03-12-2010, 03:52 PM
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Parking gestapo FAIL.....

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=1911148
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i had to take a break from my online training today to bring this incredible legible slide:

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i can't believe someone got paid to make that.
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Old 03-15-2010, 03:30 PM
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oh wow... looks like the apaches attacked that slide
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bet we all paid dearly for that one too
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