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Old 10-22-2008, 08:01 PM
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I love the last guy... here's his thought process: "quick release wheel falls off, not good, oh wait I have to shift, shift, OK what was I doing again?... oh yeah, must... put... wheel.. back... on..."

What a cool cucumber!
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:08 AM
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:29 AM
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If that's coming from his butt, this guy has lots bigger problems than his recent "surprise." I suspect it's a laceration to something more external.
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:34 AM
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If that's coming from his butt, this guy has lots bigger problems than his recent "surprise." I suspect it's a laceration to something more external.
...so are you saying that "explosive diarrhea" is just a myth......
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:35 AM
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Sorry, but running with an angry ~3,000lb animal (with horns) chasing you.... because you wanted it to? FAIL.
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:36 AM
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I suspect it's a laceration to something more external.
well you know... it's your typical horny-bovine-butterflied-your-thigh kind of a thing
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Old 10-25-2008, 11:21 PM
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The comments under the story in above clicky are a fail too.
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Old 10-28-2008, 08:49 AM
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Parental FAIL!

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