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Old 07-29-2008, 12:53 PM
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Old wife’s tale states that if you take all the wealth in the world and distribute it evenly. We’d have the same split as now within one generation.
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Old 07-29-2008, 02:10 PM
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....or how to turn lemonade into piss?!?!

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I despise that show. It's all self-congratulatory.

Then they create a mansion (often in a barren, desolate area) that goes way above and beyond the family's basic needs, and then what? Can a penniless family pay for the upkeep? What happens when the automated, hydraulic, micron-filtered, fusion-powered HVAC/garage door breaks?

And "Ty" the host is a duck-quacking annoyance.
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Old 07-31-2008, 12:55 PM
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Old 07-31-2008, 01:39 PM
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the above made me lulz
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:52 PM
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I'm glad you waited till after lunch to post that.....

She is one, big, gigantic, FAIL
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:10 PM
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Let's see if I got it right . . .

FAIL



FAIL



FAIL

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Old 08-01-2008, 11:47 PM
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I think your first fail is not one at all. Nice portal axle vehicle and he must love the 740i!

Second one is a broken shaft in a C-Clip axle. This is a fail.

Third picture seems pretty standard when you need a rering in an engine that no longer has cylinder walls!
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:08 PM
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SWAT FAIL

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yeah, that was pretty fucked up.
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