[realroadrage]

Originally Posted by david riley

Kurt; Jazebase is holding my jacket for me
About tours; back in the day, when I worked for Ma Bell I got a call to trouble shoot and repair a payphone in the GW lodge in Alex. The grand pupa wouldn’t give me access because I wasn’t a member (higher floor). Never did hear if it ever got fixed. Uncle on my fathers side (his sister’s husband) was “high in the order.” After the stroke he spent the last years of his life hiding behind the couch. Afraid the Mason’s were going to kill him so he wouldn’t rat them out. Funnier because it was around the same time he decided he didn’t like cloths. Couldn’t find the golf course but once there could hit his handicap. Though taking his cloths off mid round put a lot of people off their game

I thought I told you to lay off the BrakeKleen?

[Vicegrip]

Originally Posted by david riley

Kurt; Jazebase is holding my jacket for me

...and his nose with the other hand?

[Elfer]

Originally Posted by wludavid

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

simpsons?

[wludavid]

Yeah, it's the Simpsons episode with the Stonecutters, and they accidentally find that Homer is their leader.

[jhimsey]

Originally Posted by TD in DC

Fess up. Your ultimate goal is to become a Shriner with a go kart, right?

Guilty! Ya got me...I guess my secret is out!!!

[turbo23dog]

I briefly considered the Masons after reading the previously cited article from the Washington Post. It had sort of a ring to it, especially since they have go-carts and fez's. I quickly discounted this though, since I'm of Italian descent, I figured its gonna be Knights of Columbus for me, although I'm going to wait till I'm a bit older. Besides, they got swords, and better hats too.

[TD in DC]

I used to get in trouble as a kid for hot-wiring my Dad's Shriner car and rally driving it down dirt roads in Oklahoma. No matter how severe the punishments progressively became, I just couldn't resist the allure of powersliding that go kart around corners on dirt roads after "liberating" it from the garage.

[jhimsey]

Originally Posted by turbo23dog

I briefly considered the Masons after reading the previously cited article from the Washington Post. It had sort of a ring to it, especially since they have go-carts and fez's. I quickly discounted this though, since I'm of Italian descent, I figured its gonna be Knights of Columbus for me, although I'm going to wait till I'm a bit older. Besides, they got swords, and better hats too.

If your Catholic, I guess the KOC will work fine. After all it is the only fraternity authorised for men of the church to belong to. If I am not mistaken, Italy was a hot bed for different sects of Masonry in the 11th and 12th centuries.

[VaSteve]

Originally Posted by jhimsey

If your Catholic, I guess the KOC will work fine. After all it is the only fraternity authorised for men of the church to belong to.

"authorized" ?

[wludavid]

Originally Posted by TD in DC

I used to get in trouble as a kid for hot-wiring my Dad's Shriner car and rally driving it down dirt roads in Oklahoma. No matter how severe the punishments progressively became, I just couldn't resist the allure of powersliding that go kart around corners on dirt roads after "liberating" it from the garage.

I am at a loss.

1. Mr D was a Shriner.

2. TD stole cars as a child to joyride.

3. Oklahoma.

Todd, can I use this entire post as my sig?