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Old 02-22-2011, 12:09 AM
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lol ... it's just a fucking scissor lift, man
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Old 02-22-2011, 07:32 AM
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How did he have the juice to get that far? Worksite must have been right off the road.
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Old 02-22-2011, 10:57 AM
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I am laughing so hard that I cannot even come up with a good comment on this one:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-2210207.html#
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:35 AM
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I am laughing so hard that I cannot even come up with a good comment on this one:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-2210207.html#
How about:
  • Looks like all the evidence went up in smoke...
  • There were five guys standing in a group so we had to bust them all...
  • It was like a crime spree outside that diner...
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:39 AM
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-2210207.html#
OMG...."windy pops"

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Going for sandwiches. Is farting when being handcuffed "resisting arrest"?

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Any volunteers for the farting police sniffing out miscreants????? Dr K????
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As a young lad years ago I was taught that only men fart. Women don't fart.....they pouff. But, always remember that 2 pouffs = 1 fart.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-2210207.html#
Thank God we don't live in Malawi - we'd all be in jail! It gives a whole new meaning to the term "repeat offender".
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