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Old 02-10-2009, 11:15 AM
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Now what I can't explain is why someone would have them on their car.
How about......if there's not enough room for 'em on the seat, you have to hang them out back......
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:16 AM
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How about......if there's not enough room for 'em on the seat, you have to hang them out back......
hmmm, sounds there might be a new use for the sub-strap hole in the seat...
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:18 AM
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Hadn't she seen any animals by the time she was ten?

Now what I can't explain is why someone would have them on their car.
There's a reason female puppies are more expensive than males. Less stuff to explain to kids.
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Old 02-10-2009, 11:27 AM
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How about......if there's not enough room for 'em on the seat, you have to hang them out back......
Reminds me of someone who ripped his pants at autox and his wife had to run out and get him a new pair.....of pants that is.
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Anyone with those on his car is almost certainly a DIYer, either by choice or necessity.
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Hippocratic oath FAIL.

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Ha! I've once pondered how to catch a squirel and tie it to my deck so I can watch the red-tail hawk that lives next door come eat it...
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Right! Eat squirrels! And eagles!
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Right! Eat squirrels! And eagles!
Squirrel-kabobs? Eagle tacos? Mmmmmm
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