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Old 08-20-2015, 05:33 PM
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His pretrial agreement was max of 15 years. Maybe he can get put in juvie?
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Old 08-20-2015, 07:45 PM
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His pretrial agreement was max of 15 years. Maybe he can get put in juvie?
I thought he was thinkin' of putting things into juvies already...
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Old 08-20-2015, 08:00 PM
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I heard he can still get a foot long in prison
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:27 AM
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Not sure if this belongs in Jokes or this thread.

After totaling my Boxster a couple of weeks ago, I thought I might buy a 944 to tide me over the winter so I inspected one last Sunday. It was a nice car, but after considering my options, I decided against it and sent the owner a note saying that, although I thought it was a nice car, I decided against purchasing a 944.
Not 15 minutes passed and I received the following email from the owner: I decided I wouldn’t sell you the car anyway because I didn’t like the fact that you would drive it in the winter, I didn’t like the way you drove it, and most importantly, I didn’t like you.
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Old 08-21-2015, 09:41 AM
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Not sure if this belongs in Jokes or this thread.

After totaling my Boxster a couple of weeks ago, I thought I might buy a 944 to tide me over the winter so I inspected one last Sunday. It was a nice car, but after considering my options, I decided against it and sent the owner a note saying that, although I thought it was a nice car, I decided against purchasing a 944.
Not 15 minutes passed and I received the following email from the owner: I decided I wouldn’t sell you the car anyway because I didn’t like the fact that you would drive it in the winter, I didn’t like the way you drove it, and most importantly, I didn’t like you.
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if you give us his email we could send him lots of links to the fo-fo comments we make here...
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Old 08-21-2015, 11:14 AM
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People who think cars are so special are developmentally challenged. And it's extra-funny if the car in question is a $4,500 car.
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Old 08-21-2015, 12:04 PM
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That's golden. It should be engraved on a plaque or something
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Old 08-21-2015, 02:37 PM
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I decided I wouldn’t sell you the car anyway because I didn’t like the fact that you would drive it in the winter, I didn’t like the way you drove it, and most importantly, I didn’t like you.
Was it one of us? Pagonis?
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Old 08-24-2015, 03:37 PM
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Not sure if it is a FAIL...Just something about it doesn't feel right. Also..."Only Available in Georgia" really does make me wonder...

http://www.gregsmithequipment.com/Ea...FcWPHwodwwkHLw
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