[VaSteve]

Got some parts in the mail today. Had a little fun with the "Special Instructions" section.

[joep]

LOL! Good job.

[}{arlequin]

wouldn't the spelling be a fail?

[Lupin..the..3rd]

Originally Posted by }{arlequin

wouldn't the spelling be a fail?

No- the parts in the box are lumber brackets and wood screws.

[C3PC]

FROM ... "THE HOUSTON NEWSPAPER"


Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston,
Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for
shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse.



The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front
of the arraignment Judge, sworn In, and asked to explain her
actions.

The woman replied, "I was standing at the corner bus stop
for about 15 minutes, waiting for the bus to take me home after work...

I am a waitress at a local cafe.... I was there alone.

I had my right hand on my pistol that was in my purse, which
was hung over my left shoulder.

All of a sudden I was being spun around hard to my left.

As I caught my balance, I saw a man running away from me with my purse.

I looked down at my right hand and I saw that my fingers
were still wrapped tightly around my pistol.

The next thing I remember is saying out loud, "No way punk!
You're not stealing my pay check and tips." I raised my Right
hand, pointed my pistol at the man ruunning away from me with my purse,

and squeezed the trigger 6 times!

When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?




The Woman Replied Under Oath, "Because, When I Pulled The
Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went Click."





All charges were dropped.
And She Was Back At Work, At The Cafe, The Next Day!
Now that's Gun Control.....

[Lucky]

Originally Posted by C3PC

FROM ... "THE HOUSTON NEWSPAPER"

Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston,
Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for
shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse.

Great story. Too bad it's made up: http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/click.asp

[KFJ]

Originally Posted by Lucky

Great story. Too bad it's made up: http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/click.asp

What? No way, totally seemed real .

[Trak Ratt]

Originally Posted by KFJ

What? No way, totally seemed real .

same as real. Whenit first appeared robberies dropped... a lot.

[John Clay]

Originally Posted by VaSteve

Got some parts in the mail today. Had a little fun with the "Special Instructions" section.

Attachment 32818

I've got to dig out Pam's high school senior year book. She was on the year book committee and wrote a story about prom night. Wrote something along the lines of dreaming of getting picked up to go in a "Porche".

[Vicegrip]

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