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Old 05-16-2011, 08:36 PM
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hah, pretty clever. no, cliff is bad enough.

the fact is, though, i think i've learned something from this, and not just that Dr K is an ass--i already knew that--but more along the lines of what you can learn by broadening your horizons and losing stereotypical and ridiculous prejudices.
Hi my nane is David... and... and I bought a 996... please don't judge me it really is the best 12 year old Janpanese car I've ever driven! It even has power, heated seats... and REAL AC... and yellow seatbelts...... oh it haz lots of power too!


















But I'm still a man and ain't changing my underware for anyone..... err let's make that brand, I'm not changing my underware brand for anyone!





Ok, if L say so, then I am, but only cause I want too
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Old 05-16-2011, 11:32 PM
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We need to change your screen name to Carla now?
I was going to say he seems more like a Diane to me, but after that last comment, maybe Lilith...
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:00 AM
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I was going to say he seems more like a Diane to me, but after that last comment, maybe Lilith...
From the hair to the hips, definitely a Rebecca.
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Old 05-17-2011, 04:32 PM
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http://forums.24hoursoflemons.com/vi...c.php?id=10147
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Awesome. In the same thread: "I used to do tech for many years at our local scca autocrosses. One guy showed up with a CRX with a 5 point harness installed with zip ties, and was tremendously angry when we failed him because he swore they "held fine"!"
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Old 05-25-2011, 10:21 AM
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Old, but just ran across my desk again. Ever wonder why the rest of the world laughs at you when you are vacationing abroad? This is why..

The $200,000 white wedding for the 16-year-old girl who lives in a trailer.
http://calaismarie.wordpress.com/200...lassy-wedding/



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I had no idea that driveway resurfacing could be so lucrative.......

...and is that Mariah Carey on the left???
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