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Old 06-30-2009, 11:45 PM
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Those are hilarious !!!
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Police officer/anniversary FAIL:

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Levittown - A third man has died in the wake of a sports car crash in Southwest Philadelphia.Police say 41-year-old Bruce Hunter, of West Philadelphia, died Monday at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania.Hunter was driving a minivan that was struck around 6 p.m. Friday by a speeding 2005 Lamborghini that crossed into the oncoming lane and collided with the minivan and another car.Police say Adam Brown, a 29-year-old former Brookhaven, Pa. police officer, had rented the high-powered red sports car to take his wife out for their fifth wedding anniversary.Brown's passenger, 60-year-old Geoffrey Kleiman, of Broomall, was also killed.Police say the driver of the third vehicle was in stable condition at the hospital Monday night.
Shit, I went to HS with Jeff! Good friends, but haven't seen him in many years. Prolly to late now...
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did I doooo that? (in an erkel voice)

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On Monday there was a Caddy event on the main. Some douche was somehow solo'd despite being an asshat from what I have heard. He managed to get on track with his buddy riding shotgun in the forced induction CTS-V. To remove any doubt that he is/was a total fucknozzle, he proceeded to take a pass without a point through turn 10, but failed. He clipped the car he was trying to pass and then proceeded to cartwheel and barrel roll several times. The passenger broke his collar bone and the douche/asshat/fucknozzle sustained a concussion. The grazed car was not totaled, but the fucknozzle ride was. This is all second hand account so correct me if I'm wrong.
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Nice use of the word of the week.
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a total fucknozzle
And I thought I had heard all the good words.
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On Monday there was a Caddy event on the main. Some douche was somehow solo'd despite being an asshat from what I have heard. He managed to get on track with his buddy riding shotgun in the forced induction CTS-V. To remove any doubt that he is/was a total fucknozzle, he proceeded to take a pass without a point through turn 10, but failed. He clipped the car he was trying to pass and then proceeded to cartwheel and barrel roll several times. The passenger broke his collar bone and the douche/asshat/fucknozzle sustained a concussion. The grazed car was not totaled, but the fucknozzle ride was. This is all second hand account so correct me if I'm wrong.
No doubt he'll be back in a few weeks with more horsepower, bigger brakes, a bag of excuses and exactly the same (fucknozzle) attitude. I enjoy running in other makes' track days, but I'm not sure I'd seek out a Cadillac event! Unless they group me with the Cimmaron run group.
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:31 AM
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I was trying to figure out if actually having a Cadillac event was a fail in of itself. No doubt the CTS-V is a serious machine but I just can't see the rest of the lineup on the track.
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