Note to self: Add single malt to track bag.
When I was growing up, there was an alcoholic in my town who disconnected the tube between his windshield washer fluid resevoir and the wipers, and rerouted the tube back into the cab of his truck. He then cleaned the resevoir and filled it with Vodka. Whenever he wanted a little drink, he just put the tube in his mouth and pressed the windshield wiper button.

He felt that he would avoid an open container violation in this manner
I think that someone with a whaletail should volunteer to host the hibachi. You could permanently install the hibachi over the whaletail, wire the food down, and then use the heat from the engine to cook the food. That would give a whole new meaning to "tailgating." Sounds like something Stevo would do.