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09-03-2008, 05:05 PM
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What's your best porsche joke?
I was bored and started looking for these. To date the best one I think of heard is this.
Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Yes, I know it's old, not original, and works for basically anything with a prick except "What's the difference between a boy and a girl?" I used this as an ice breaker to introduce my new car to friends and family in a non-threatening way. My fiancee who's an MBA student says porsche is a "hostile brand", but I'm not sure what that means. So what is your favorite pcar joke? -joe 
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09-03-2008, 05:34 PM
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This... I mean this must be a joke... would Porsche make anything this ugly?
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09-03-2008, 05:55 PM
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How about yo mama jokes, those are always fun.
Yo mama so fat, she got an afro with turn signals.
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09-03-2008, 06:20 PM
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Talon's targa motor falling out on the track
 fuching targas
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09-03-2008, 06:50 PM
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Quote:
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09-03-2008, 07:37 PM
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I was talking to my friend from alabama and he informed me he could not call it his porsha, every time he referred to it with proper pronunciation everone thought he was talking about his girlfriend!
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#9
09-04-2008, 12:27 PM
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also, stating that the cars are air cooled, and not providing oil coolers on the T models is pretty funny as well
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#10
09-04-2008, 12:35 PM
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Old silly joke:
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure, that sounds great!" said Julie. "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man. "Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked. "Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage." The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied. About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie. "Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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