[Trak Ratt]

Now that I'm 'older' (this was recently pointed out to me , but I still refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

1 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

6 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
7 If all is not lost, where is it?


8 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

9 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

15 It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.

16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!

24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded...

[OldTee]

Dave,

You don't have enough to do!
:P

[APKhaos]

Dave,
I have your Rhino ramp. Please stop trying to remember where you put it.

[Trak Ratt]

Tony, funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

[Doug E]

I think we need a new forum on the board ... "Dorki Humor."

Good stuff Dave!

[Mackpipes]

This would explain why you have so many project cars. Ref. #24

[Trak Ratt]

Actually, I do remember why I have so many projects (you just hear about the cars) It’s because I married really well & have wife that is way to tolerant of my “hobbies” & my activities, like working on old cars & hanging w/Dorki track junkies

[bettyc]

Now that I'm 'older' (this was recently pointed out to me , but I still refuse to grow up

Dave, you need that tee shirt that says "Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional"

Maybe a new Dorki motto? :P

[type954]

get back under that 931... back to work.... get off the computer...