[Trak Ratt]

From a recent google search:

Dorkiphus.net is a local, community-focused forum where members, many of whom know each other in real life, discuss a wide range of topics related to Porsches, BMW vehicles, track events, and miscellaneous general interest items.
The primary discussion categories include:

Automotive Technical & Track Discussions
Porsche Technical Discussions: Members ask questions and share knowledge on specific Porsche-related issues, such as bore scoring, maintenance tips, part recommendations, and bodyshops in the DC area.

BMW Technical Discussions: A dedicated section for technical discussions and questions related to BMW vehicles.

Other Technical Discussions: A general forum for home DIY projects, technical problems with other car makes, and various non-Porsche/BMW related technical items.

Track Talk: Discussions about track days (DE events), sharing driving tips, event schedules, and safety equipment like helmets.
Miscellaneous Discussions

General Off-Topic: A place for miscellaneous, off-topic conversations that do not fit into other categories, ranging from jokes and life updates to discussions about insurance or other random interests.

Fun Runs and Upcoming Events: Members post and schedule local events, fun runs, and gatherings in the Northern Virginia, DC, and Maryland area.
Classifieds and Local Resources

Parts & Cars For Sale/Wanted: Dedicated sections for strictly moderated classified ads for Porsche and BMW parts and cars. There are also less strictly moderated forums for selling other items.

Tools Needed/For Loan: A community section for borrowing or lending tools to fellow members.

Professional Help: Members recommend and discuss local shops, businesses, and employment/networking opportunities they trust.
The forum is known for its civil tone and is a local hub for car enthusiasts to connect both online and at in-person events.

[BlackTalon]

Well that was pretty lame

[N0tt0N]

Step by step SkyNet is dragged closer and closer to the Dorki Ghetto. Dorki Singularity is estimated to take place the next time the trash can at the bottom of the paddock fills with liquor bottles. The humans suspect nothing!

[BillC]

Originally Posted by N0tt0N

Step by step SkyNet is dragged closer and closer to the Dorki Ghetto. Dorki Singularity is estimated to take place the next time the trash can at the bottom of the paddock fills with liquor bottles. The humans suspect nothing!

So what you're saying is that Dorkiphus may be humanity's last hope? Take that, John Connor!

[Dandelion]

Originally Posted by Trak Ratt

The forum is known for its civil tone...

Clearly an AI hallucination.

ed

[Trak Ratt]

Originally Posted by Dandelion

Clearly an AI hallucination.

ed

Yea, but I liked the “know each other in real life!”

[Parenn911]

Originally Posted by BlackTalon

Well that was pretty lame

FACTS

[Parenn911]

Originally Posted by Trak Ratt

Yea, but I liked the “know each other in real life!”

Everything is real life in SKYNET

[Dr K]

It seems pretty accurate except the omission of mentioning the interlopers from California...