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Old 07-13-2005, 10:39 AM
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Why do we need to market Dorkiphus? Are we selling something? FYI, alot of the early members joined as a result of word of mouth. The real meaning behind the name, desipte whatever fairy tale you have read here, comes from an old story passed down from generation to generation. Apparently it all began in some guy named Marc A.'s garage where a bunch of greasey Dorks would gather, but there was always some Phus'ing going on, whether it be who's car is faster, who has better mods, what tools to use, who's the hottest Porn star, what beer is the best......etc. Well eventually, all this phus'ing just couldn't get done in one Saturday at Marc's place, so a website was created where the DorkI's (read I-Dork) could meet up and continue the phus'ing and fighting . This continued for a while, until a series of unfortunate events led to a decrease in the discord, and now all is quiet in Dorkiland. Good night!

And for tomorrows bedtime story, we will discuss how to pronounce Porsche
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