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Old 06-20-2019, 05:35 PM
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A business executive discovers his secretary is willing to go away with him for a romantic weekend. He calls his wife and tells her that some of his buddies have put together a last minute fishing trip, and would she pack some clothes for him. He said he'd stop by the house on the way to pick up his suitcase, as well as his fishing rod and tackle box. And he asked her to please make sure to pack his silk pajamas, too.

When he returned, his wife asked him if he had a good time. He said yes, and that they caught a bunch of fish. But, he told her that she had forgotten to pack his silk pajamas. She told him that she hadn't forgotten.......she had packed them into his tackle box.
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