[td_va]

Hey Chuck,

Here's what I'd do:

1. Pick out a bunch of magazines that have low 911 content (i.e. mostly Boxters and 914s).
2. Build a big bonfire with the sacrificial magazines.
3. Throw your fiance's shoes on top of the bonfire.
4. Tell her you have a lot more magazines where those came from, if the subject comes up again.

TD
Currently Porsche-less (but looking) and wife-less (but not!)