[SRISER]

Me: "CAT"?
Emissions Guy (EG): "Yeah, do you have one?"
Me: "Not sure where it is but I think it is this fat shiny thing right here with these wires sticking out of it."
EG:" Oh, okay"
Me: "Sweeeet." Evil grin creeping across my face, coupled with a slow nod.



Cop: "Why is your CAT missing?"

Me: "What do you mean missing? It's right there"

Cop: "That isn't a CAT."

Me: "It's not?!! You mean I have been driving around without one all this time hurting the fragile environment. Oh my god. I haven't really done much to this car since I got it...(shaking head now) I have to fix this today. This is horrible. Thanks for pointing this out. I will get it off the road immediately. Let me call a tow truck."

Cop: "You don't need to do that. Just get it fixed as soon as possible."

Me: "Thanks officer."