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Old 01-25-2017, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by N0tt0N View Post
Kid: Dad! I caught another fish! Now I'm winning our fishing contest! Yay!
Dad: Um.... That's the same fish so that doesn't count. Put him back. I'm still winning...
Kid: Oh, man! That fish is sure dumb... Weird how I didn't put him back the last ten times and now the basket if full yet I just keep catching him!
Dad: Kid, you going to be rocket scientist one day. I can just tell.
Son works at SpaceX so....

Daughter won contest for most caught (w/stick and line over side of boat). Wasn't hard to tell which had been caught before. Most were to small to keep. Caught more than once ended up being to damaged to be thrown back. Bigger ones ended up fried for breakfast, undersized ones used as Indian fertilizer in garden or bait.
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