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Old 04-10-2016, 08:51 PM
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All true performance mods are actually safety mods
  1. Car goes when you tell it thus removing yourself from harms way, like a oncoming train.
  2. Car stops when you tell it to thus avoiding harm, like a meteor or landing rocket
  3. Car turns when, where, and how you tell it to thus dodging harm, like a charging rhinoceros.
  4. Car stays on the ground with Aero thus avoiding low flying drones.
  5. Car cleans road for others with wide, sticky tires thus making America safe...

And who hates America and keeping America safe?!? Don't be un-American! Buy mods for your kids so they don't join ISIS! Don't be that dad!
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