do you really want to swear out an affidavit under penalty of perjury saying it was not you driving???
cuz the next question is, ok, then, tell us who was driving your porsche that day.
what are you going to say?
oh my buddy tyrone was driving it
tyrone who sir?
i don't know his last name
where's he live sir?
i don't know where he lives
yeah, very convincing story
known as the "tyrone defense"
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